Pre-Lax

Pre-lax::
the last relax before the real work begins.

("sex-lax" is a pre-lax session consisting in part, or in whole...of sex.)

"Bout ta get my "pre-lax" on, then I'ma move this furniture."

Rule #1) We shall not dicuss work in any form throughout the duration of my pre-lax.

Rule #2) We do not discuss the duration of my pre-lax.

by Vijay Jay March 16, 2011

pre-dinked

the time before you rub your penis on someones face

hey john, i cant wait to be pre-dinked, then we can really have fun

by tokesh January 23, 2009

Pre`tends

Stemming from the literature of Alcoholics anonymous. A Compensation given or gained for some perceived injury or insult.

" Hey bud did you bang out your ninth step yet?'

"Ahh not really, I made a pre`tends" last week to that A-hole Jimmy"

by Dana C aka the spiritual Giant December 21, 2011

pre-thunk

Thoughts that you are wise enough to formulate before they are needed.

The reason I can respond to your inane bullshit with a coherent argument expressed succinctly and delivered in but six seconds is because I have pre-thunk thoughts and you are a parrot parroting the parrots on Fox News.

by Len Bakerloo March 15, 2019

pre-dumped

when two people like each other but aren't going out, and know they both like each other, then one of them decides they don't want to go out with the other, and makes this known

Pete: ahh man! you know that girl? she's just pre-dumped me, shame, i thought we could've had something special
Bob: shame.

by dec-eit September 27, 2008

pre-loved

Individuals who were previously part of a live-in relationship, whether through marriage, civil union or just living together. The word includes those who were divorced or separated plus those categories that did not previously have a word.

Jeff and Robert were lovers, but are now pre-loved.

by Tall New Yorker November 30, 2010

pre j

A DJ (often an electro DJ) who cheats by producing and organizing his live performances at home, so when he plays them at a show, it sounds like the music is mixed on the spot.

-"Yo, I thought that DJ had some killer sets tonight. He's got mad skills."

--"Nah man, that shit was whack yo. He's a total pre j"

by MilesG January 10, 2009