sheriffs patch

The act of pinching the taint of the gooch, AKA pinching the part between a woman's ass and vagina.

While I was doing Cindy doggy style I reached around and pinched her gooch(sheriffs patch).

by Jobobagonush April 24, 2015

Match in the patch

When a friend or a coworker who you are normally friendly with pisses you off and you decide to fight them at a predetermined location.

Brian and Blaine decided to have there match in the patch at the office parking lot after Blaine slept with Brian's main piece.

by Meatdick April 19, 2018

cabbage patch

1.referring to the popular cabbage patch doll in the late 90's characterized with yarn hair, freckles, and big cheeks
2. derogatory term for a white girl

Julia stiles and Kirsten dunst is a cabbage patch

by whatisit April 19, 2005

Patchouli

The sound one makes after vomiting, and trying to spit out the last bit, out of your mouth. Often caused from the actual patchouli smell.

I could here Joe finish throwing up, and let out the last patchouli of spit when he finished.

by bicyclejohn June 28, 2010

Pratham

A guy who thinks he's super cool and has a lot of friends, but in reality only hangs out with people of the opposite gender. He also thinks he can call people to fight for him, but since he is such a loner people wont even clean his toilet

Ew....there goes a Pratham.....Lets stay away from him

by PrivateWolf April 3, 2019

mushroom patch

A place where someone - usually the so-called authorities - keeps their captive audience in the dark and feeds them shit.

If Grabber O'Riley or Doper Limpaw can detect that you are operating off of their sociological mushroom patch they are gonna give you holy hell at every opportunity.

In the great flick the TRUMAN SHOW a very detailed mushroom patch was created by ad boys and girls for Jim Carrey.

by Wizard of Word September 8, 2007

soul patch

shit on the chin; pubes of the face

Larry's soul patch makes me want to puke.

by Dearmont3109 February 24, 2009