pee on the poop

When someone stands up and urinates on their excrement in the toilet to break it up

I didn't think my dump would flush so I had to pee on the poop.

by JefferiahtheMessiah November 20, 2014

national green poop day

The day after St. Patrick's Day. Those that celebrated correctly will have green colored poop the day(s) following St. Patrick's Day.

If you're not apart of National Green Poop Day, then you did St. Patrick's Day wrong.

by KindaIrish March 22, 2017

poop nugget

A slang term for an annoying friend, or sibling. It is silly, yet negative. It is the perfect thing to call dumb, annoying people.

My sister was a poop nugget when she wouldn't let me help her with her homework.

by Queen Danyelle December 28, 2014

poop rape

When you force your buttocks into another person's buttocks and carefully defecate so that your poop goes into the other person's anus. More traumatizing than actual rape because the victim must poop out the rapist's poop.

When I was done beating the shit out of John for not flushing the toilet, I realized I still had to take a dump, so I pulled down his pants and poop raped him. That should've showed him I'm serious.

by Sadie Enward October 20, 2021

Altitude Poop

The act of standing on the seat of the toilet, squating, and dropping a load from a higher altitude than normally. Done mostly when using questionable facilities and you don't wanna sit on the seat.

Hey man I just took an Altitude Poop and the water splashed like a foot in the air

by Hbaked28 April 26, 2007

Royal Poop

When trumpeting farts precedes the arrival of a bowel movement as in a royal procession.

friend: that was a lot of noise and fanfare in the bathroom.
you: yeah, i had a royal poop.
friend: what?!
you: i made a huge fart which sounded like trumpets announcing the arrival of my royal poop. HAHA!
friend: oh, sorry i asked >.<

by tripleneo January 23, 2013

man poop

a poop that takes longer than a woman's

Andrew is taking a man poop.

by Nikkihour December 16, 2014