Penis Ruffle

One who is of such insignificance he is as the skin of an old mans penis. Ruffle can refer to the wrinkles on a ruffles potato chip, being that old men's penis's are wrinkly like this.

Damn nigga chops! Sam is such a penis ruffle!

by krazychichi August 8, 2009

Penis Popper

The act of which sticking a lit firework down your Urethra and letting it explode.

If that guy flirts with my girl one more time ill give him the old penis popper.

by Fuck off, no October 26, 2020

I love you with all my penis

Having feelings for someone only in a sexual way rather than true, genuine heartfelt feelings. Wanting someone only for sexual satisfaction.

Sally: "John, I'm leaving you for good!"

John: "No, Sally! Come back, I love you with all my penis!!!!!!"

by swagmasterflex420 August 12, 2013

penisbreath

A name Elliott calls his brother in Steven Speilburg's "E.T. : The Extraterrestrial"

Shut up, penisbreath!

by nananathan February 3, 2008

Penis Pants

Latex pants that mold around your waist and penis. The penis sticks out from the body but is still covered.

"These penis pants are cool, but they squeak too much"

by PatternOfChaos July 8, 2004

Penis Van Lesbian

A nickname given to Dick Van Dyke By Mary Tyler Moore on the set of the Dick Van Dyke Show. This Pet name is still used today by everyone in the western world.

Person One: Dude. Did you see the Dick Van Dyke Show?
Person Two: No, but I saw the Penis Van Lesbian Show!
Person One: You're a Moron.

by Marlo who just happened no be named after Marlo Thomas. Oo; January 14, 2006

Penis

The only thing a poor boy has to play with.

Growing up, I was so poor, If I wasn't born a boy I would have had nothing to play with.

by Jilwan June 29, 2005