patola

In Gujarat a patola is a type of wedding sari

Chhela ji re......mare hatu patan thi patola mongha lavajo

by Gujarati May 5, 2018

petrol pump

Men pissing in other people's mouth, most notably their mates' mouths - used as a prank.

Bob: I needed a piss so bad, and Nick was just there, so i petrol pumped him.

Nick: It wasn't that bad. It tasted like brine.

by Antastic December 26, 2007

Colon Patroller

someone (usually male, but could be a female with a strap-on)who likes to seek pleasure in either a male or female rectum and move around while doing so.

Did you know that the Hern was such a colon patroller? Shamiqua said she thought she was undergoing exploratory surgery by him last night!

by Big Daddy Hedgehog January 22, 2009

Patroupies

Patroupies (noun): Patrick Harris groupies; Hoards of ladies that are madly in love with Patrick Harris because of his mystical man-charm.

"Oh my gosh! Did you see all the patroupies that were at that party? Off the chain, yo!"

by E-Nolz March 15, 2011

Patholysis

From the Greek roots path- (feeling, suffering) & -lysis (destruction, dissolving), a term meaning "the destruction of suffering," used in reference to a medical procedure by which a life is intentionally ended.

It was coined by Dr. Jack Kevorkian, a physician who performed (by his count) around 130 physician-assisted suicides.

Did you hear about that CEO whose company went bankrupt? He called Dr. Kevorkian and asked him to do a patholysis procedure because he was too afraid to off himself!

by Brendan Kevorkian, M.D. May 15, 2011

patron pussy

When a female can't orgasm because she drank too much alcohol. The shortened term "PP" may also be used. (Female version of whiskey dick).

He was fuckin me so good but I couldn't finish cause I had patron pussy.

I wish I didn't drink that much last night, he was hot as fuck and had a nice dick but I had the PP.

by Potatopie91 August 26, 2017

Patronus

When you're fucking someone and you pull out and yell "EXPECTO PATRONUM" as you ejaculate on their face.

I shot her with a patronus last night.

by Donnachang June 4, 2022