by damnitdamnitdamnit July 8, 2011
Get the sorry paigemug. by 02qwerty02 May 21, 2021
Get the paigemug. by mio mao lalalalala February 7, 2021
Get the Paigemug. A Jennifer Paige drink, is a spiked Crush soda. (alcoholic) A joke on the singer Jennifer Paige's famous "Crush" song.
by I'mcrazy March 28, 2023
Get the Jennifer Paige drinkmug. Paige is the most amazing person on earth its said that she is a paragon of all things good and true she can lift anyone's spirits just with her presence she motivates others every time she speaks her words Transend over lifetimes name a famous quote and she said it first Like " Do I shoot him will or do I aim to the sky ". her beauty is unmatched by anyone on earth in fact she is so beautiful she can heal anyone just by entering the same room as them and not just physically but mentally and emotionally to her eyes are like a vast ocean and if you look into them for to long you will get lost in their beauty her smile is as bright as the sun her hair flows through the wind with such grace and she always smells like Rich amber the effect of her love on a person lasts a lifetime some even say it grants a person permeant good fortune and health so if your lucky enough to be blessed with her love you can rest easy knowing you will always be ok. In summary Paige is the worlds solution she will end all of the worlds problems as its Symbol of Peace and anyone who she considers a friend is very lucky as they've just secured the most loyal, kind, caring, trusting, forgiving, and all around best friend in the observable universe
Paige Is Amazing
by Your Tommy April 22, 2021
Get the Paigemug. This is when you take the bottom half of the muffin and coat it with the top half's gooey insides, except with semen and vagina. What you do is;
First, grind up some nutmeg
Second, spray your partner's desired hole with PAM
Third, pour the nutmeg into desired PAM lubricated hole.
Fourth, WAIT. You have to wait 8-16 hours before nutmeg kicks in and makes your partner trip major nutsack
Fifth, screw your partner.
Sixth, punch your partner in the lower abdominal or have them sneeze to get this now gooey mixture of semen, PAM, and nutmeg out.
Seventh, mix the solution with a protein shake
Final step; Ingest
First, grind up some nutmeg
Second, spray your partner's desired hole with PAM
Third, pour the nutmeg into desired PAM lubricated hole.
Fourth, WAIT. You have to wait 8-16 hours before nutmeg kicks in and makes your partner trip major nutsack
Fifth, screw your partner.
Sixth, punch your partner in the lower abdominal or have them sneeze to get this now gooey mixture of semen, PAM, and nutmeg out.
Seventh, mix the solution with a protein shake
Final step; Ingest
Dude I had the craziest weekend. You know my buddy Cecelia? Well, get this: We did the Paige Yadon for three days straight. I haven't tripped that much balls since the Titanic came out.
Holy fuck you lucky bastard
Holy fuck you lucky bastard
by ErectalScharp January 12, 2013
Get the Paige Yadonmug. by Mark Invincible grayson January 13, 2024
Get the paige riveramug.