Oh god please NO

This is what you say when a little gremlin is a annoying or clingy and you want the to stop thinking about cock or dick

Eww stop oh god please NO

by Pog man69 February 20, 2022

please

a thing where people want something

PLEASE GO FASTER DADDY

by lolnoobs69420 February 24, 2022

pleased to meet you

Said on being introduced to someone

This is my wife, Pleased to meet you

by Debskelly1985 August 15, 2021

Please, oh Please

African-American Vernacular
Humorous, showing disapproval or annoyance. Same as Please.

- Please, oh please, don't use your gadgets.

- Omg, please, oh please, use only ASSURABLE dictionaries such as Urban, Wiktionary, OED...

by Mr. Please, Oh Please November 20, 2024

take one please

that note you see on candy bowls on halloween

it said "take one please!" but you know theres always that one kid who doesn't listen

by starry da great December 20, 2024

mods, kill him with rocks please

A funny way of requesting moderators to ban someone.

He's being annoying. mods, kill him with rocks please!

by TechSide December 21, 2024

get this mug from urban dictionary please

urban dictionary told me to get the "get this mug from urban dictionary please" mug!
did you say mug? i have a story for you, urban dictionary told me to get the "get this mug from urban dictionary please" mug!
did you say mug? i have a story for you, urban dictionary told me to get the "get this mug from urban dictionary please" mug!
did you say mug? i have a story for you, urban dictionary told me to get the "get this mug from urban dictionary please" mug!
did you say mug? i have a phobia of mugs, mugs? AHHHH-

this guy: hey have you seen my mug?
that guy: which one?
this guy: the one that says "get this mug from urban dictionary please"
that guy: its right over there

everybody thank that guy for helping this guy

by i wrote a really bad definiti- June 22, 2025