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pimp wad

a) a large sum of cash (usually bound together with a rubberband) that is carried around by a pimp after his ho's have submitted their daily earnings.

b) representative of a large sum of cash
Dizzle rolled into the dealership dropped a pimp wad and rolled out with a phat Hummer
by DookieDoo August 14, 2006
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Kitchen Pimp

A person who has viewed every episode of "cooking with Coolio" and is now therefore an expert at ghetto gourmet, pasta like a Rasta, and chillin and grillin'. Kitchen pimps are experts at taking cheap, nasty ingredients that no one wants an making them look appetizing, similar to how a normal pimp uses nasty whores and still makes money. Every true kitchen pimp has a kitchen pimp jacket, look up cookin' with coolio for examples.
guy 1: Yo that guy has mad cookin skills.

guy 2: Ya he's a kitchen pimp now bruh.
by I AM RETEP. August 7, 2017
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pimp in law

what a mother calls her daughters pimp
person 1: whos that guy that just slapped you

person 2: oh hes just my pimp in law
by blahness09 April 10, 2010
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Pimp slot

(In reality television), the last performance of the night on a show which uses the public vote as the deciding factor, usually the most remembered and least likely to be voted off. Often used by producers to try and sway the vote.
It's obviously rigged for Yasmin, she's had four pimp slots on the bounce.
by Loleeeeta September 22, 2016
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Liquor Pimp

A Girl who's only intention of talking to you at a Club is to get free drinks.
when a girl wants you to constantly buy her drinks so she keeps talking to you at a club. you would consider this girl to be a Liquor Pimp
by bonkersGT3 September 22, 2011
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Dr. PIMP

1. The drink you get from mixing Dr. Pepper and whiskey especially Jack Daniels.
2. Anything as awsome as the drink deskribed above.
1. I had some Dr. PIMP it was Dr. Pimp.
by DRPIMP April 6, 2010
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PIMP STATUS

When a persons got the highest level of swagger in the way they walk, talk and act. In order for someone to have a high PIMP STATUS one must usually abide by some simple rules in order to become successful. These things are as followed Cool, Amazing, Lucky, EGO BOOST (C.A.L.E)

Cool- make sure you wear the best up to date things to make your Pimp Status highest as possible Ex. Stripe collared shirts, Tie dye shoes and retro cereal box watches etc.
Amazing- This is simple for many but harder for others. In order to be " AMAZING" this relies solely on your speech. Some examples of things you can say to achieve a high PIMP STATUS is " I don't Currrrr!!!!" and " That's how I do!"

Lucky- Everyone needs a little luck in their lives and in order to achieve a PIMP STATUS you must have a little luck.
EGO BOOST- Start out by being just nice then create a plot for world domination using this. Once in a while mention how "GODLY" you are to people then after a while people will start believing you. Believe it or not the more you say it the harder it will be for people to deny.

By doing these things you will be able to obtain or retain your PIMP STATUS. The word PIMP STATUS must ALWAYS be capitalized because it is the most important title you could ever get. If you follow these simple steps your PIMP STATUS will be HUUUUGGGGEEE!!!!!!!
Ally: OMG your so godly! I wanna know why you are so PIMP'N?
You: I don't currrr, what you want! and I know! its because of my tie dye shoes and retro cereal box watch that I have a high PIMP STATUS! Now follow C.A.L.E and you could be a PIMP TOO! yyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
by KING PIMP'N MR. MOORE April 13, 2010
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