creme pattie

when you shit in a girls vagina, then come on it all. so her vagina looks like a pattie

i was fuckin this chick last night and i totally gave her the creme pattie of her life

by vergena skwirtsalott December 19, 2008

Jessica Pentico

Batman

Who's Batmans real identity?
Jessica Pentico is!! :D

by carlsworp March 23, 2010

Sean-Pentinio-ed

To be extremely led on by a girl.

Friend 1:She called me babe and everything... we even cuddled! She want it dude for sure.

Friend 2 to Friend 3 : Yup. He just got Sean-Pentinio-ed.

by SwagForEver124 October 31, 2013

party patties

Pats of butter used for erotic massage. First coined at a "Food Porn" themed orgy in 2015.

These bodacious swingers offered to cover me in party patties and jam. I was toast.

by OldHandle May 7, 2015

moist patties

when a patty is left in someone's mouth too long

"goddamn those are some moist patties"

by LeafyisBeefy7 May 29, 2017

daddy pertis

hes fucking hot an have a bIGGGGGGG dick and god mONK

daddy pertis fucked me in the ass

by larrythecabelguy June 9, 2018

Cracker Patties

The term used to described a Caucasian woman's flat, white butt.

"Damn, look at them cracker patties!" "I need to do more squats because I have cracker patties."

by Becky614 June 11, 2018