Dirty Penny

Follows from the act of putting a 'Tuppence in a tea cup' and is when you take the balls out of the ass, and put it in their mouth

Alex: "Now take the tuppence out of my tea cup, and give me that dirty penny"

by FriendlyThesaurus January 27, 2018

Penny Phone

A Phone that costs a penny, usually on online stores.

Bobovitch needed a new phone. He had a $50 Amazon gift card, so he bought 5000 Penny Phones. Bobovitch now has no room in his house.

by Stankalahashi December 27, 2009

Fishy penny

This word means anyone you know called penny is automatically called Fishy Penny this is because her vagina stinks of fish.

Penny: hey what u doin
Ethan: shut up fishy penny
Penny: fair enough because my vagina does smell of fish

by Imchildish September 1, 2020

Penny

A slur against gays (homosexuals) due to their ability to corrode and their cheap value. In the late 1900s, gays were called pennies due to being cheap and easy to access.

Look at that penny over there! He falters to the whims of any man who passes him by.

by PennybeProud March 13, 2024

two pennies and a half smoked cigarette

The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them

"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."

by McDonalds Pizza February 24, 2021

penny-assed

giving something so little effort that the words half-assed or quarter-assed don't do it justice, and only with the 1/100 denomination of the full effort (penny) can one comprehend the sheer lack of effort put in.

x: Dude has Edward done his part on the group final yet?
y: Yeah, he's done his part, but it was so penny-assed that we're gonna have to redo it.

by deslumoprime March 24, 2024

pink pennies

When you lick a butthole and it tastes like pennies.

I licked your butthole babe and you have pink pennies.

by Penny boy June 30, 2016