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Bed Bugs

Apparently, if you run you air conditioning 24/7 it's hard to tell whether or not you have bed bugs but now that they shut my electricity off.... I have bed bugs.
Hym "You want to know what a better use of my time would constitute me sitting in a powerless house scratching the bites I wake up with every morning because, apparently, I have bed bugs.... There is literally nothing I can do about any of this. How's Todd doing? Is he sitting in the dark, scratching he bed bug bites? No? Alright. Cool."

Dr. jeepjorp "It's your own fault"

Hym "Did I rob myself? Did I increase the cost of everything by 150%? Ooh right. I fail to report the fact that the caregivers at the group home I worked at were fucking the retard and violated the abuse and neglect policy which it the direct cause of me getting fired. It's a good thing everyone I know isn't covering for the retard and the whore or this would be someone else's fault...."
by Hym Iam September 10, 2022
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kas-bug

a cute, little girl. typically a brunette. spunky with a little bit of attitude and a fresh response to most things you have to say. known for loving to giggle...at almost everything
Everytime we hang out, she turns into such a little kas-bug. She's always so fun to be around!
by slaurence February 1, 2010
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bug tennis

The act of passing a software issue back and forth between two developers, each claiming it's the other's responsibility. Usually in Bugzilla, though other issue-tracking software applications are acceptable.
Manager: Why hasn't that issue been fixed yet??
Employee: Ron and Jon have been playing bug tennis with it for weeks now...
by kwaping October 7, 2009
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Bug Plug

Another term used for Tampon.
Betty: You have a bloody wet spot on your Jeans.

Mary: Go buy some bug plugs and stop that leak hooker
by Jefe - RDCC December 8, 2011
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Rub Bug

A game similar to slug bug, but instead of punching you rub someone.
Eric always wants to play rub bug on long car rides.
by Rub bug June 12, 2016
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Nincy Bug

What a cute little nincy bug playing in the yard.
by KP Landry May 21, 2006
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bugged out

a psycho, someone who see's bugs that aren't really there, the amount the person looks around at nothing psychotically determines how bugged out he is. Someone who is really bugged out see's bugs appear then dissapear all over his field of vision only experiencing fleeting moments of relief then panic as he turns his head to realize they are reappear somewhere else. Being bugged out also traces back to christian/devil worship, people who are plagued by more demons witness more bugs.
-yo that kid is bugged out!

-Na he's just a crack head

-same thing
by dv8umofo January 14, 2009
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