Pi Velocity

The ability to quickly and effectively come up with new and creative ideas on or about the number π that are both useful and practical.

Pi velocity measures one’s capacity to produce the most number of pi results in the least amount of time, which occurs when there are minimal creative barriers and sufficient time spent on the math project.

by Numerati October 11, 2025

Pi-etic

A poem wrote by a skilled Gaelic poet that describes the equation of Pi.

I see the transcendental equation, my perfect Pi-etic formula of perfections perception, let me clear the cathartic confetti off my mind, with a little graffiti painted with rhyme, I found within a pure souls schemes, beating at a constant 3.14, life back into my bloodstream, why was such an elegant absolute such as this given to humanity? Perhaps society needed a flawless form to awake from hates mass-memories. Reading a symbol as I laid wide asleep I feel awake, one thing better another numbered sweet flesh, gift of her eternal breath.

by dmbpoetic November 29, 2011

The Pied Diaper

The leader or "House Mother" of a Scat Party.

Levi Gravy is the Pied Diaper of the Poo Parties I go to.

by Levy Gravy August 16, 2025

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Working Out Pi

When both professional and amateur mathematicians worldwide go beyond calculating the number π to billions of digits to often set up world records—their effective algorithms or methods or formulas used to achieve these high-precision calculations also directly or indirectly help usher in new developments in mathematics.

The mathematical brethren’s quest for working out pi is like MAGA patriots doing all they can to ensure that their cult leader gets reelected by any means, legal or not.

by Numerati February 10, 2025

Naked Pi

When the number π could no longer hide her insecurities before her fellow mathematical constants, because the pressure to appear cool in popular culture is taking a toll on her psychological well-being—when fame and popularity come with such a high price that she could lose everything if she failed to reorder her priorities.

Naked Pi’s psychologist advised her to stop being a people pleaser or rescuer unless she doesn’t mind her fans and foes controlling her life.

by Numerati August 20, 2025

pi boyz

The best fucking band ever created, they assemble each 1000 years to fight against evil. Born from the pits of Mordor Prezi and his friends shall free us from slavery once again. Some say they are related to Piratas de Villa Helena.

Person 1: Dude, the new song that Pi Boyz released is totally sick.
Person 2: Sure dude... *suffers a seizure*

Person1: lol

by LameQlos_69 April 20, 2018