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Jared

A gay white guy who is afraid of coming out so he instead gets dominated and thrown around by a woman who resembles his mother.
Everyone knew Jared was a homo but he insisted he wasn’t even though there was footage on liveleak of him getting pegged my an ogre of a woman.
by Directx420 October 16, 2019
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A dead beat who cheats on every girl he gets he just wants nudes and to fuck
Girl: (says hey to Jared)
Jared: send nudesI love you
by Kissmewithyoureyesclosed October 17, 2019
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Jared is gay
by Neudjebfjs October 17, 2019
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Jared

A boy who likes skateboarding alot and skate with his friends all day at the skatepark.

He would dress up like a skater and talk like a skater. Even though he's not white. He is Mexican and care for others who is downed.
That Jared guy is always at the skatepark with his friends.
by Sammy69696969 October 19, 2019
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jared’s another name for a dolphin LMAO

their hair could be used as a skate ramp and is like a chad
probably a fuckboy
(not all jared’s im just thinking of one 🤡)
hey is that a jared?”
by froyos October 21, 2019
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jared is a fucking fun who cheats on everyone he texts he a small shrimp dick that stinks
jared: i’m a fucking dumb ass
girl 1: we know
by hahahaimsofunny June 26, 2025
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Jared is a weeb, who loves emo’s and e-girls. A chronic vape addict whom spends all his money on league. hetero man who makes you feel like you’re the boss
Jared likes being stepped on
by Chronicle Editor February 6, 2025
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