Bro where do we START? Michael Smart, also known as Michelangelo Bigbrain, is known as a very special man. One might say he is the MOST special man. Fuming, yes. Tall, no. Sassiness? Absolutely, 100%. Bepis *burps vivaciously*. Oops sorry I was in the middle of a definition. *Farts violently for 90 minutes* oh god im having gas problems, i should probably stop writing this definition and go to the washroom. Oh shit, it's coming out of my ass. Oh fuck I just shat in my chair. Oh God, make it stop. Please, have mercy.
*Pants* *Pants* Okay... where were we... uh... uh... umm.. I apologise, I had to deal wit sum shi, whew... okay so dis mans Michel, right... um, I forgot.
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*Pants* *Pants* Okay... where were we... uh... uh... umm.. I apologise, I had to deal wit sum shi, whew... okay so dis mans Michel, right... um, I forgot.
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George: What do you think of the current geopolotical situation of the Rohyngas in Myanmar?
Kyle: Michael Smart
Kyle: Michael Smart
by PooPooPeePeeDooDooCheck November 26, 2021
NOUN:
An individual who, even though lacking in expertise, will flaunt their superior knowledge to others at random times in order to either appear more intelligent, out-smart others around them to make themselves feel more intelligent, or try to 1-up you to keep themselves from looking less intelligent.
VERB:
The act of displaying ones intelligence through unsolicited demonstrations.
ADJECTIVE:
A word used to describe responses or behaviors given by those who are trying to appear more intelligent.
An individual who, even though lacking in expertise, will flaunt their superior knowledge to others at random times in order to either appear more intelligent, out-smart others around them to make themselves feel more intelligent, or try to 1-up you to keep themselves from looking less intelligent.
VERB:
The act of displaying ones intelligence through unsolicited demonstrations.
ADJECTIVE:
A word used to describe responses or behaviors given by those who are trying to appear more intelligent.
NOUN:
"Johnny's being a me-so-smart again! He keeps randomly throwing random Spanish phrases into his sentences to make it seem like he knows Spanish."
VERB:
"I'm trying to fix this guy's computer, but he keeps pulling a me-so-smart and taking over before I get a chance to do anything!"
ADJECTIVE:
"Did you really just lecture an expert salesmen about the importance of good eye-contact? That was a real me-so-smart move man..."
"Johnny's being a me-so-smart again! He keeps randomly throwing random Spanish phrases into his sentences to make it seem like he knows Spanish."
VERB:
"I'm trying to fix this guy's computer, but he keeps pulling a me-so-smart and taking over before I get a chance to do anything!"
ADJECTIVE:
"Did you really just lecture an expert salesmen about the importance of good eye-contact? That was a real me-so-smart move man..."
by Michael_Morre April 03, 2020
by Goofy ah definition August 11, 2022
Man1: *Destroying sign in mall*
Jay Ez: Whoa man what are you doing?
Man1: JayEz ain't drop yet bruh
Jay Ez: Don't worry! Megaman is coming out January 7th!
Jay Ez: *Breaks into a run*
Jay Ez: I was never book smart I'm money smart, makes me more intelligent. Call me Mr. Rock festival I got hella bands, she gon make me slide with my dog like I'm MegaMan
Me: What the fuck is this shit
Jay Ez: Whoa man what are you doing?
Man1: JayEz ain't drop yet bruh
Jay Ez: Don't worry! Megaman is coming out January 7th!
Jay Ez: *Breaks into a run*
Jay Ez: I was never book smart I'm money smart, makes me more intelligent. Call me Mr. Rock festival I got hella bands, she gon make me slide with my dog like I'm MegaMan
Me: What the fuck is this shit
by Green Fugg Ninja January 01, 2025
e.g. (at a petrol servo, while waiting in line)
- "Why isn't this car moving out, they've been finished for 5' now!"
- "They probably do a smart delay start! Honk at them! Or wait until they've finished texting."
- "Why isn't this car moving out, they've been finished for 5' now!"
- "They probably do a smart delay start! Honk at them! Or wait until they've finished texting."
by tropicalm October 18, 2017
by Rory_Mahony123 January 18, 2017