silly noodle

Referring to an oblivious person
A dumbass

No I didn't kill your uncle you silly noodle.

by dr. nitram June 12, 2016

Ramen noodle

A form of butt play. To eat and/or slurp ramen noodles out of someone’s anus.

1. I think that new girl is freaky. I’m pretty sure she’d let me ramen noodle her booty.

2. Last night I totally ramen noodled that dude.

by Egm7479 February 26, 2018

Noodle salad

When a bunch of guys put their flaccid dicks in your mouth

I had three guys over last night and they fed me a noodle salad. Now my jaw is sore.

by Dtowndawg May 5, 2016

Ninja Noodle

a very small penis

" Oh my god that guy has a Ninja Noodle!"

by Amberbamber123 January 26, 2009

Eat the Noodle

When you make a guy go down on you when you still have a tampon in...

I make my boyfriend eat the noodle 4-5 days a month...

by Erika The Creator August 2, 2008

Fag-Noodle

A name for a particularly long and floppy penis belonging to a gay male

Sean Seams is such a Fag-Noodle

by Rockandrolljunkiie February 13, 2009

noodle sacker

-noun. A person who seduces men into the bedroom for sexual activities on a regular basis.

That noodle sacker had five men in one night, but don't call her a prostitute--she doesn't charge.

Noodle Sacker: "Damn that boy's nubbins be lookin' mighty fine tonight. I think I might just have to noodle sack him."

by Tedrick Consuelos December 2, 2007