Eat the Noodle

When you make a guy go down on you when you still have a tampon in...

I make my boyfriend eat the noodle 4-5 days a month...

by Erika The Creator August 2, 2008

Ninja Noodle

a very small penis

" Oh my god that guy has a Ninja Noodle!"

by Amberbamber123 January 26, 2009

dutch noodle

A sexual maneuver where your tongue is put in one's ear, while simultaneously putting your penis in their other ear. Requires one to be extremely limber to pull it off successfully.

I totally unloaded in my woman's ear last night while I was giving her the dutch noodle.

by cuvay April 23, 2015

Ramen noodle

A form of butt play. To eat and/or slurp ramen noodles out of someone’s anus.

1. I think that new girl is freaky. I’m pretty sure she’d let me ramen noodle her booty.

2. Last night I totally ramen noodled that dude.

by Egm7479 February 26, 2018

silly noodle

Referring to an oblivious person
A dumbass

No I didn't kill your uncle you silly noodle.

by dr. nitram June 12, 2016

Noodle salad

When a bunch of guys put their flaccid dicks in your mouth

I had three guys over last night and they fed me a noodle salad. Now my jaw is sore.

by Dtowndawg May 5, 2016

Noodle Lauren

When yourself or a friend becomes so inebriated that you/they cannot feel their limbs anymore, thus feeling like a noodle.

God, you're being such a Noodle Lauren

Did you see Becky being a Noodle Lauren? She was covered in food

Come on you silly Noodle Lauren, stand up straight!

Noodle Lauren you are a hot mess

by Noodle Lauren November 4, 2011