Noodle salad

When a bunch of guys put their flaccid dicks in your mouth

I had three guys over last night and they fed me a noodle salad. Now my jaw is sore.

by Dtowndawg January 24, 2016

Noodle Lauren

When yourself or a friend becomes so inebriated that you/they cannot feel their limbs anymore, thus feeling like a noodle.

God, you're being such a Noodle Lauren

Did you see Becky being a Noodle Lauren? She was covered in food

Come on you silly Noodle Lauren, stand up straight!

Noodle Lauren you are a hot mess

by Noodle Lauren November 04, 2011

Fag-Noodle

A name for a particularly long and floppy penis belonging to a gay male

Sean Seams is such a Fag-Noodle

by Rockandrolljunkiie February 13, 2009

pooper noodle

A secret word for anal seepage.

*anal seepage* Oops, I think pooper noodle!

by mad_muffinz November 28, 2006

Ninja Noodle

a very small penis

" Oh my god that guy has a Ninja Noodle!"

by Amberbamber123 January 26, 2009

Whippin the noodle

A term used to describe masturbation

Hey Hal stop whippin the noodle!

by kirtap May 18, 2005

Eat the Noodle

When you make a guy go down on you when you still have a tampon in...

I make my boyfriend eat the noodle 4-5 days a month...

by Erika The Creator July 11, 2008