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Boyfriend Jeans

Relaxed-fitting jeans designed for women that are actually pointless due to the pockets usually being sewn-on fabric patches (sometimes with decorative, industrial-chic, gunmetal zippers) instead of actual pockets to store important things like wallets, keys and pepper spray.

See also: women's cargo pants; boyfriend shirt; G-star Raw's cute new 'boyfriend shirt dress'.
Back in the 90's, relaxed fitting jeans marketed for women were simply called... jeans, and they had actual pockets, unlike boyfriend jeans. Now female hipster millennials apparently require a boyfriend to achieve the 'fuck-the-patriarchy' look.
by Utinni Yubnub June 9, 2016
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Boyfriend Protector

Boyfriend Protector (BP)- A man who without instruction takes it upon himself to make sure any girl stays faithful when their current boyfriend isn't in the local vicinity. This man takes no pleasure in this, he sees it as his duty! He believes strongly in faithfulness and is averse to fun. He has no feelings for the said girl, he only looks out for the faraway boyfriend.
I was dancing with this girl in a harmless manner and then this boyfriend protector came over and warned me away because she was attached.
by greenskill June 6, 2014
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boyfriend cunt

An insult describing a person who always favours their better half over their friends or previous hobbies. A person obsessed with their boyfriend/girlfriend and has nothing else to talk about, the partner always being the hidden agenda. Also known as girlfriend cunt.
I never see Sally these days she has turned into a right boyfriend cunt!
by Maggie1 June 29, 2014
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concept boyfriend

A guy who is everything a girl wants but is never enough much like a concept design in that it is a general design but not quite the finished product there is always something missing but was a good try
Jonathan is a good concept boyfriend but hes not quite what i want he doesnt have a car
by reapert5 November 13, 2013
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stupid boyfriend

The person who will make you laugh when you're sad, smile when you're angry, and overall just be there for you. Even if they upset you, they somehow always make things right. And you love them for that.
Friend: You have a stupid boyfriend.
You: I know. But I love him.
Boyfriend: Hey guys! I got the paper on top of the cabinet!
Friend and You: How are you going go get that down for class?
by OliverGigawatts November 10, 2019
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proximity boyfriend

A proximity boyfriend is someone who you can’t trust further than a 5 metre radius. They aren’t your actual “boyfriend” because he doesn’t use labels..but it feels like you’re in a relationship.
Friend: “Hey is that your boyfriend??”
You: No, we’re not dating
Friend: “So what are you then?”
You: He’s my proximity boyfriend until we make it official (so I’m still single)
Friend: “Just like a proxy girlfriend then!”
by ratswithcats September 30, 2019
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Ex-boyfriend

It turned out that her ex-boyfriend was no man.
by Paradocs May 20, 2018
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