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ninjastic

Ninja and fantastic put into one. Being as fantastic as a ninja.
Behold my kunai! I am ninjastic!
by YumeChan February 21, 2004
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Ninja Goodbye

After sex move. Once you finished fucking your girl and she's getting ready to leave, you karate chop her and then throw her out. This would be if she's talking too much or just getting annoying in general.
After we got down she was talking too much so I have her the ninja goodbye.
by SkipJackson September 29, 2008
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teenage mutant ninja turtles

An awesome show with a kickass themesong until cartoon network came and reanimated it, changed the themesong so it was some stupid techno rave thing that didn't even mention splinter (by far the coolest martial arts sensei who like renaissance artwork who is also a rat), and basically ripped the show's balls off.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: We're by far the coolest turtles skilled in different weapons who are named after renaissance writers and have a kickass theme song.

Cartoon Network: Well we just bought your rights and now you're all lame now!

TMNT: Noooooooo! We are a buncha mo-fos now!

Me: Fuckin' A!
by Gizwidget February 14, 2007
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Pink Ninja

Pink Ninjas are stealthy, and strike without warning. They are experts at concealment, until they become overly excited. Typically 5 1/2 - 6 inches tall and with prominent veins, they are accompanied by their two faithful hairy companions.

Alternatively, another name for the penis.
The pink ninja slipped into the bushy undergrowth.
by oxford english dick March 26, 2009
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ninja tickets

A new method of internet shopping that searches and compares prices in real time without being detected by the host site.
Ninjatickets.com is a ninja tickets shopping site.
by NinjaTickets September 11, 2007
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ninja dusting

Giving off a silent fart, grabbing it with your hand and then bringing your hand up in a ninja fashion and throwing your fingers open, unleashing the putrid stench.
Did you see that guy ninja dusting everyone? What a maniac.
by bRad nig January 2, 2008
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ninja burn

To unexpectedly burn anyone after being idle or silent during a conversation or situation.

To insult successfully without being involved.
Some guy ninja burned us on the bus today.

The only time Rob ever says anything is when he sees the opportunity for a ninja burn.
by yournamesalreadybeingused October 16, 2010
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