chicken nipples

when the skin around your nipples is crusty as fuck

PEDO 1: I got nudes last night she had bare crusty nipples
PEDO 2: what chicken nipples
PEDO1: yeah dude I eat them like KFC bruh

by pantyasshoe July 20, 2016

nipple envy

What a woman suffers upon seeing another woman's nipple erection if she has not completed her post-mastectomy breast reconstruction.

Karen was overcome by nipple envy when she saw Claire's reaction to the chill of the air conditioner.

by dlkfdkfioi October 1, 2009

nipple muncher

One who chews and or nibbles on a nipple during fore play!

Mmmmm..... this shit is very tasty you nipple muncher!!

by Sprman24 February 14, 2017

lazy nipples

Nipples that are usually inverted or dont stick out. Also nipples that take forever to get hard and dont stay stimulated.

That hoe was lame as fuck she had some lazy nipples.

by nuts4every1 August 12, 2011

jimmydean nipple

This is for an assholeish fat guy in everyone's school.Their nipples are so big,they look like slabs of Jimmy Dean sausage on their tits.

Corey,let me touch your Jimmy Dean sausage nipples

by nathan seifridsberger, matt palmer,nick monticup November 10, 2004

Nipple pocket

A pocket on a shirt directly on the nipple

This shirt has a nipple pocket

by Lasalle0412 May 17, 2016

lol nipple

Is one of the phrases of randomness. Whereby a nipple is the object/part in question that is being scrutinised and made a joke of.
This makes a "lol nipple" the process of randomly pointing out the existence, scrutinisation and or revelation of a nipple, thereby being comic to one or more parties.

"Hey dude how's it going?"
'Im okay, how are you?'
"Could be better....OH MY GOD LOL NIPPLE!"
*Laughs at randomness*

by Doctor McLoving July 17, 2010