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Mullet Monday

A mixture of Monster Energy , Lemon , and habanero pepper juice
Aw man , monday was rough. I started my day with a mullet monday
by anonymous May 19, 2021
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Minnesota Mullet

When you’re hitting her from behind, pull her hair with one hand, then quickly grab the clippers and shave the hair from the top of her head, and finally pour a Coors light all over her.
I gave that girl the ole Minnesota mullet last night!
by CallMeChaos13 March 19, 2024
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Cain Mullet

A petite white twink from Rhode Island.
"did you see Cain mullet?" "Yeah he's such a twink!"
by Tiny Evil September 10, 2022
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hand mullet

I have grown a hand mullet due to a lack of sexual participation from my pregnant wife.
by susil19 June 2, 2016
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Stunned Mullets

An Australian drinking game that involves heavy drinking, gross indecency and public humilaition.

Often involving horrible dares, Never have i ever statements and most likely too votes.
Bob "Should we play Stunned Mullets?"
Darren " Fuck man, last time i played that i got so fucking sloshed i ended up shaving my hair into a mullet"
by Steven Bradberry October 24, 2020
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Mullet

Automatically makes you 10 times hotter, makes your dick 10 times bigger, and your muscles 10 times bigger.
Jacob has a mullet
by not chris's dad March 23, 2022
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Work Mullet

1. (n.) A mullet suitable for work.
2. (n.) A mullet that works.
Billy Rae Cyrus does not have a work mullet.
by calichic November 11, 2009
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