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Mormon Hangover

When you go to a church dance with all your Mormon friends and the next day you wake up with a headache, you legs are sore from all the line dancing and you can't remember the names of all the people you danced with.
Man, I just woke up with the worst mormon hangover!!
by Penetration statio September 19, 2017
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Mormanz

A gang of black Morman Missionaries that walk around your hood and local Walmart
"Oh no hear come the Mormanz"
by LilCup May 18, 2018
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Mormon slide

When you believe god is watching, insert your penis into the vagina and sit perfectly still, no kissing or anything.
Hey man I gave her the Mormon slide last night

“Isn’t that a sin?”
“Only if you move.”
by Eat that pu557 September 5, 2018
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mormon chicken burgers

"Hey Valen, lets get some Mormon Chicken Burgers!" exclaimed Daniel
by dfriemark February 15, 2019
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MrMunro

A guy who is always checking out his hair. He may go to the gym but he can barely lift anything up. MrMunro is very obsessed with his cats and would die for them. He is very popular with the ladies and he knows it.
Person 1: MrMunro is so weak
Person 2: I know he cant even lift up his that box!
by Gwkdjvhsjajhsgdgd123 April 9, 2019
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Mormonism

Mormon - ism

The Ism of being Mormon
That’s mormonism
by Pepepeytob March 2, 2020
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Mormon Baddie

Mormons who do things for attention, to look like a baddie, for shock value, to prove themselves not be seen as someone who grew up in Utah or look like your average Mormon Joe. Does things normal people do but does it loudly to prove they don’t confine themselves. Doesn’t want to look like a goodie so they are obnoxious about being a baddie.

Typically goes to #lit concerts and wears lots of band tees to prove it, thinks cussing makes them extra hilarious, makes it a point to tell everyone they want a tattoo, talks about how many boys they’ve NCMOd and thinks it makes them a #baddie, participates in adult cliques and toxic woke culture and thinks they are being an activist (Research Obama Woke Culture), has that edgy Utah Mormon fashion taste and thinks they are being different but they are just wearing platform shoes and button up jeans like every other Mormon Baddie.
Fred “She’s so hawt and cool!”
Tommy “Don’t be fooled man. It’s unnatural. She’s just your typical Mormon Baddie. If we were outside of Utah you wouldn’t think so bro. She’s just liberal like us. Don’t settle.”
by MormonBaddie March 12, 2020
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