Girls that are cute and nice at first, but end up breaking your heart unless you convert to Mormonism. It is also very hard to leave mormon girls once you've had one as they become an addiction.
by JStorm December 1, 2014
Get the Mormon Girls mug.a. Cult with the hottest girls ever
b. Cult with some hot guys as well
c. 98% of Utah
d. 98% Republicans
e. Mecca=BYU Utah
f. Accused of polygamy
g. A series of unbelieveable rules, restricting oneself from drinking, drugs, sex, interaction, dress, immodesty, laguage, and political belief, all to become a better person
b. Cult with some hot guys as well
c. 98% of Utah
d. 98% Republicans
e. Mecca=BYU Utah
f. Accused of polygamy
g. A series of unbelieveable rules, restricting oneself from drinking, drugs, sex, interaction, dress, immodesty, laguage, and political belief, all to become a better person
by jane May 13, 2005
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Slang for Mormon; a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
The term 'moroni' is a reference to the angel Moroni, who Mormons believe aided Joseph Smith in the founding of the church.
The image of the angel Moroni blowing a trumpet is a common symbol and registered trademark of the church
The term 'moroni' is a reference to the angel Moroni, who Mormons believe aided Joseph Smith in the founding of the church.
The image of the angel Moroni blowing a trumpet is a common symbol and registered trademark of the church
by bob the hog December 9, 2008
Get the moroni mug.Truly the nicest people with pure intentions that are seriously misunderstood. When Christ walked the earth he was hated for what he taught because it meant that those who were in power, selfish or otherwise had misinterpreted what the prophets throughout time had taught, were wrong and needed to repent. For this same reason there are many antagonistic portrayals of the Mormon (LDS-Ladder Day Saint) people. Rarely if ever will one hear a member of the LDS church say anything derrogatory about another or their religion. However, incessantly there are those who are consumed with the urge to insult or otherwise demean in every possible way the Mormons. This is a very accurate indication that the same spirit that possessed the people that hated Christ 2000 years ago is alive and well today. That spirit is mean and devilish and is the root of all that is evil in the world today.
Why are people so negative to Mormons? For the same reason that Christ and his followers were hated and abused.
by Kentucky Law Student April 20, 2006
Get the mormon mug.1. A person who thinks that they are really smart by making a definition entry as a way to advertise their political beliefs.
2. A person who submits a definition for "Moron" that has Grammatical errors.
3. A person who makes Decisions that are disagreeable.
2. A person who submits a definition for "Moron" that has Grammatical errors.
3. A person who makes Decisions that are disagreeable.
"Look, Another moron just submitted an Anti-Bush definition for the word 'moron'."
"Wow, Doesn't that moron Realize that 'stupider' is not a word?"
"That moron decided to go with 'Stupider' when 'more stupid' was clearly the correct answer."
"Wow, Doesn't that moron Realize that 'stupider' is not a word?"
"That moron decided to go with 'Stupider' when 'more stupid' was clearly the correct answer."
by Antimaple Dame November 1, 2006
Get the moron mug.Special Holy sanitary pads used by Mormon women to protect their Mormon Underwear from "the curse". These are sometimes also used by Mormon men to avoid being embarrassed by Mormon Crotch.
1. Naomi didn't want the class to know she would be unclean for a week, so she used Mormon Panty Liners to hide the shameful stain.
2. Upon seeing his 13-year-old bride, Jeremiah immediately developed Mormon Crotch. Fortunately he had planned ahead, and taped a Mormon Panty Liner over his throbbing member prior to the wedding.
2. Upon seeing his 13-year-old bride, Jeremiah immediately developed Mormon Crotch. Fortunately he had planned ahead, and taped a Mormon Panty Liner over his throbbing member prior to the wedding.
by Cuntoleezza Rice May 12, 2008
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A sexual act so abhorrent that it is banned in Michigan, Wisconsin, Idaho, Maryland and the Principality of Sealand. Senator Larry Craig(R-Idaho) personally led the campaign to ban it from men's bathrooms across the nation. Many details are shrouded in mystery as most participants die from internal injuries after the Reverse Mormon is performed. Hospitals have began to regonize the extreme orifice tears that it produces and have assigned special teams to care for those patients.
A sexual act so abhorrent that it is banned in Michigan, Wisconsin, Idaho, Maryland and the Principality of Sealand. Senator Larry Craig(R-Idaho) personally led the campaign to ban it from men's bathrooms across the nation. Many details are shrouded in mystery as most participants die from internal injuries after the Reverse Mormon is performed. Hospitals have began to regonize the extreme orifice tears that it produces and have assigned special teams to care for those patients.
Guy 1-Dude I did the Reverse Mormon last night.
,
Guy 2-How'd it go?
Guy 1-The doctor I can never sit on my ass again.
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Guy 2-How'd it go?
Guy 1-The doctor I can never sit on my ass again.
by VanillaFudge January 2, 2011
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