Moon Queen

A member of the female gender to whom a particular member of the male gender is attracted to. A term meant to portray the strong (often romantic) feelings of the male towards the female

"Hey, man I really like Julienne, I'm crazy about her, she's like my moon queen."

by Reeder90 November 2, 2008

Dirty Moon

When you moon someone and take a dump at the same time

Dude- you might want to turn on the wipers, that guy in the car in front of us just gave us a dirty moon.

by wskiter November 13, 2009

monkey on the moon

When no one will take blame for something, the one who gets the blame..

it wasnt me!!, well it must have been the monkey on the moon..

by dumasses February 3, 2008

Moon Cuddle

The act of two people sleeping together (like spooning) but in the shape of a moon crest

Moon Cuddles are just like spooning but instead the body is more arched like the shape of a moon. The shape does not resemble that of a full moon, but rather the time when a moon looks like a toe nail

by SBarney96 January 6, 2014

Moon-willy

A willy that only comes out at night. A willy that doesn't often have sex during the day.

Morning time:
"Oh Chris, hop on!"

"Ahhh nah babe I'm playing on gta!"

"Oh you're such a moon-willy!"

by lardy91 January 19, 2015

Clear moon

When you look at the moon in the sky and it’s clear as day.

As Clarice gazed up into the night sky, she exclaimed “my that’s a clear moon, you can see darn near everything”.

by SawyerDaLawyer December 6, 2019

Sailor Moon

A Japanese TV show that some perverted teenagers watch as an alternative to reading a playboy magazine.

I jack off to Sailor Moon every Monday night

by Dumbass University April 8, 2020