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Taser Monkey

A police officer, especially one who reflexively uses his or her Taser in situations in which a real cop would rely on his or her wits and communication skills.
Peace Loving Citizen: Excuse me, officer, might you have the time?

Taser Monkey (later, to Grand Jury): The perpetrator approached me and presented a reasonable request in a peaceable manner. I had no choice but to tase him. And tasers are "non-lethal" so it's obvious he died on purpose just to frame me.

Grand Jury: But your victim was a 90-year-old man with a heart condition in a wheelchair with an oxygen tank... asking for the time. And you killed him.

Taser Monkey: Exactly. He could have been a terrorist with a wheelchair bomb, plotting to kill me and everyone else in the area. A lesser cop might have answered with the time and we could all be dead right now!

Grand Jury: Oh right! What were we thinking? Of course we'll side with you no matter what. Fuck the citizens!
by taserbrain February 12, 2010
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Gear Monkey

Having an obsession with anything vehicle related! Spending hrs and hours researching and building a particular type of vehicle to perfection. While being amazing at everything!
Those Gear Monkey’s spent hours building thier ultra4 vehicle!

That Gear Monkey was moving quick through the desert!

Baby don’t worry, I’m a Gear Monkey!

I wish I was a Gear Monkey to be as cool as that guy!

Don’t worry I can Gear Monkey it!

He was driving like a Gear Monkey!

If only I could Gear Monkey

She was totally Gear Monkey last night!
by The Gear Monkey May 9, 2018
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Rod Monkey

One of the female gender who is strongly attached to ones penis.
"I been trying to get rid of Sarah for weeks but she's such a Rod Monkey"
by Rodmonkey68 January 12, 2017
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spazzy monkey

A sexual position on the secret last page of the kama sutra sex book, in which the male hangs upside down from a rope attatched to the ceiling and another male/female hangs from the first males genitals. The rope is then rapidly swung in an anti clockwise direction, putting a lot of stress on the first males genitals; the primary objective being to enlarge the penis.
faiz had a 7 foot long dick, must have been practisibg the spazzy monkey often.
danesh has the biggest penis I have ever seen. That's coz he does the spazzy monkey with joshua
by Al Jabreezi Jihad November 23, 2013
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Nic monkey

Someone who will do anything to get some nicotine but has no intention of being a stoner
Carson: yo Dave, sauce that juul

Dave: stfu Carson, your a fucking nic monkey
by Shuter.iv October 30, 2018
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Monkey Touch

Gorilla tag but cooler so you don´t get bullied.
Hey Billy wanna play Gorilla tag? No stupid ni- nice friend its monkey touch
by goofy ahh travis scott May 4, 2022
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monkey trap

When someone is punked(tricked), they have been monkey trapped. Originally from a volleyball play where the attacker baits the opponent to touch the net and end in a point for the other team.
Whoa, Will just tricked me again, he monkey traps me all the time.
by ggggvgggg October 30, 2011
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