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Musky Mondays

to brighten up your dim mondays, you spend the day praising the lord Elon and post pictures of him all day.
bro ive been looking forward to musky mondays since saturday
by yummylad December 3, 2018
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Bills 💵 are not available on Monday but I will have to send

I got the water tank and I got the water tank and I got the water tank and I got the water
I got the water tank and I Bills 💵 are not available on Monday but I will have to send
by Dumb brick and wall May 8, 2023
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JT Monday

The misconception that a Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday or Friday is actually Monday.
I mean, I kinda thought today was JT Monday.
by Seafra October 9, 2008
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Migration Monday

A holiday that reaccurs every Monday. During this holiday you or you and your friends watch a cartoon movie.
Guys! Tomorrow is Migration Monday!
Chat, what are we watching for Migration Monday?
by kas0 June 30, 2024
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Monday

A day of the week that DOES have the potential to be good. The only reason it's not is because you all have the wrong mindset. While yes, even though going back to school/work isn't the best, if you have any new goals you want to start, Monday is the perfect day to do so. Also, you guys only look at the bad when it comes to Monday. Here are some good facts about Monday you possibly didn't know:

1. It's the best day of the week to buy a new car.
2. The U.S stock market is statistically more likely to go up rather than down.
3. #MotivationMonday has more posts than any other hashtag.

Plot twist: This user was born on a Monday!
Random sad sack: Ugh!!! Mondays suck!!! Nothing good comes from them!!!
Wise guy: You know, Monday does have good things going for it, but you're just too depressed to see them.
Random sad sack: *scoffs* Like what?
Wise guy: If you want to start something new, set new goals, or begin a resolution in general, Monday is the perfect day, since it's the beginning of the week, and you can begin new things.
Random sad sack: No! I don't want to! I'm still going to hate on Mondays!
Wise guy: Fine, stay miserable then. If you end up going into cardiac arrest at 35 years old, don't say that I didn't try to warn you.
by Someone with a 🅱️rain January 30, 2025
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Mog Monday Rollies

A weekly competition in the Imogen Temult Fan Club Discord server where participants roll a D20 die to decide who becomes the "Mog Pog of the Week" (a title granted to the participant who rolled the highest number). In case of a tie, the tied participants roll again to see who has the highest result.
A Natural 1 for Mog Monday Rollies? What else did you expect from the Mog die?
by MVNG0 February 13, 2024
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poopy on monday

i have poopy on monday
by sirquakumsjr June 6, 2022
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