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Mobile Canoodling

When 2 people jork it on the phone with other for a long period of time (depends on your stamina) ((long is more than 2-5 minutes)) it can be used for long distance couples or e-whores so they can get that bag. Either way it's kinda okay, but you must make sure you talk to one another during this process or it is weird and pointless, you might as well just watch porn.

downside: not as pleasuring
benefit: 0% chance of std or pregnancy
Girl A: "Omg girl, you're never gonna believe who I was mobile canoodling with last night"
Girl B: "Omg was it Austin again?"
by melodixx January 8, 2025
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Mobile game ads

stupid video shit on games that are used on online games such as tall man run, melon sandbox, join clash 3d, hole io and etc that has a woman's hand with painted fingernails that does intentionally stupid moves and strategies to lose on purpose, some mobile game ads like fishdom have literally fake gameplays where you start as a fish, you eat other small fishes and eat the king fish, but at the middle of the ad the bot fails to complete the task which literally attracts children into thinking that mode exists, but its just a match 3 puzzle game like candy crush and homescapes. additionally the woman's hand is being controlled by a bot or some stupid ai that loses on purpose because of their low iq. some of them are brainrot while little of them are a bit NSFW. plus when the game ad video finishes it has a very fake blue install button that sends you to google play store.
by The roblox maxwell cat :) February 21, 2025
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Mobilise the Craic

To organise and encourage collective action in pursuit of good chat and lighthearted mischief, typically in a drinking context.
Jack: "The vibes in the hostel were a bit dead so I had to mobilise the craic."
by Mr Karl Marx March 13, 2025
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Mobile

When looking for a dealer that has a car and will drive to you to sell you wee.
“Who mobile, cs I need some smoke
by Sexyy24 March 6, 2026
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Mobile Programming

The art of creating applications for mobile devices, which can seem straightforward but often leads to confusion and frustration—especially for those who score an F, like I did, when faced with the intricacies of different platforms and coding languages.
Mobile Programming sounded fun until I got an E in the course; it turns out that juggling APIs, frameworks, and debugging is a lot harder than it seems!
by Emotional Cruiser July 15, 2025
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Mobile Programming

The art of creating applications for mobile devices, which can seem straightforward but often leads to confusion and frustration—especially for those who score an F, like I did, when faced with the intricacies of different platforms and coding languages.
Mobile Programming sounded fun until I got an F in the course; it turns out that juggling APIs, frameworks, and debugging is a lot harder than it seems!
by Emotional Cruiser September 1, 2025
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Mobile Beggar

Mobile Beggar: A modern-day freeloader who uses technology and can appear anywhere—whether at work, outside your home, or through persistent messages. Much like a modern-day vampire, they don’t rob you directly but can drain your emotional and financial resources. They often seek not just money, but also companionship, reflecting deeper struggles and fears. While they may sometimes be parasitic, they also carry a sense of loyalty and a need for empathy. It can happen to anyone, so never judge, because the universe might teach you a lesson and put you in their shoes overnight. It’s always best to help them if you can, but set boundaries—never let them stay at your house to make it clear that it’s your personal space. In the end, you can temporarily help them, but the only person who can truly help is themselves.
Lee: Frank, I was well happy, buzzing, just been paid, bruv, LOL. You know the score, and I’ve got my wallet out, got a hundred quid, feeling flush, bruv, init, feeling pretty sick, bruv.

Frank: Where’s the catch, bruv, LOL?

Lee: See that geezer Tony, bruv? He sees my wallet, bruv, big mistake, LOL. I’m like, “Is he gonna rob me, bruv?

Frank: What happened, bruv, LOL?

Lee: He got me for a tenner, bruv.

Frank: LOL, what can you do? Don’t you just hate it when you get rinsed by these mobile beggars bruv?

Lee: Only a tenner, bruv. I’d do it to him if the tables turned, bruv, LOL.

Frank: Likewise, LOL bruv.
by Jamie Cheese December 11, 2025
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