Mutton pipe

The female genentalia, particularly one endowed with excessive pubic hair.

Jefferson rammed his one-eyed rocket in Cindy's mutton pipe.

by Johnjoe_5142 March 1, 2025

Mutton Busting

Often occurs during coitus when one's partner makes a retarded animal sound causing one to flip them on their back like a farmer and pound it out like a rodeo star; The mess it leaves behind requires a calf style cleaning where one's partner licks everything clean.

Brooo, she honked like a downsyndrome goose so I flipped her over, held her wings, and started mutton busting.

EX. 2: She wanted me to take her mutton busting so I told her to be a baaaaad gurl and I'll call the farmer.

by Lalafells Pantyless Adventure July 1, 2025

Milton

A homosexual man who falls between a bear and a twink and almost never drinks beer, exercises, or eats vegetables.

“What are you going to get to drink?”
“I’m not sure, anything other than a beer.”
“Oh my god, you’re being such a Milton.”

by PartyCroc August 17, 2025

just mittens

Like 'just kidding', but... 'just mittens,' ya know?

AIM convo:

yourmomeatscarrots: i hate you and i hope you die
imyerbunny: y would u say that 2 me?!?!? ):
yourmomeatscarrots: just mittens!
imyerbunny: lol k.

by Billy Buddy August 29, 2005

Technical Mutton

debatably attractive older people

Man 1: "Oooh, thats some nice technical mutton"

Man 2: "It's a little technical for me mate"

by nomam August 9, 2007

pine mitten

the progeny of a pine marten

that pine marten is quite large for its age, but its offspring, that pine mitten over there, is about right for a 12 day old...

by paddymoo March 8, 2009

pube mutton

When a male has another shit on his genitals and he leaves it and lets it dry and crust.

"Aww dude close your legs, you smell like pube mutton!"

by yourfuckingmotherbitch January 18, 2010