March 30th

National motorboat day

"oh it's March 30th whip out ur tits lemme put my face I them"

by Weloveutecca October 28, 2019

March 4

National hockey day

Hey, give me ur neck
Why
It’s March 4th

by Hey why we March 1, 2020

March 5th

National Ask Your Crush Out Day!!

for all the tik tokers out there on march 5th

by heheohohtiktok November 12, 2019

March 25

Litteraly the sexiest most hot person to ever live , if you take one glance at them you will fucking cum, not like a normal amount of cum, but like soaking wet pants full of fucking jizz.

Omg he was born in March 25th *orgasam noises*

by Hornynigga. December 4, 2019

March Break

What the U.S. calls 'Spring Break' Canadians call 'March Break'. March Break/Spring Break is a North American school holiday break during the first full week in March. Canadians also say Spring Break, but March Break is far more common. Americans rarely use 'March Break'.

Are you going anywhere for March Break?

by PeteGinis April 3, 2006

march 3

today is national go on a date day

people who go on a date on march third will love each other for ever and get married and become rich.

hey john its march 3 are u going on a date?

by damdam21982 February 29, 2020

march madness

The one time a year were you're HAPPY you don't have a girlfriend

Me: I so happy right now
Friend: dude, I thought you were depressed about you're girlfriend leving you
Me: Who? oh yeah. That... I dunno I guess I have MARCH MADNESS

by ojuice3112 March 19, 2008