Business Meeting

A lockdown gathering of Tories whereby no notes are taken, no actions given, and no laptops, iPads, or phones are present. Only wine and cheese.

It wasn't a party or a gathering, it was a business meeting with wine and cheese

by TiredOfTories December 20, 2021

Bunda Meeting

When true chads discuss the most important matters of life, eg, bunda.

Adam:It has been far too long
Brandon: It is time
Everyone: For the bunda meeting.

by Bunda meeting representative March 20, 2022

Meet-Fat

A potential meet-cute, but with a fat chick.

Since that blind date, meet-fat disaster, I haven’t even tried trying back on Bumble.

by Sambonater21 February 6, 2022

Glad to meet you!

Glad to meet you!

Glad to meet you!

by anonymous March 30, 2022

meet(h)ings

the soulless creatures that corporate meetings turn human beings into

"By the end of the Monday morning all staff meeting, everyone employed at the company became meet(h)ings."

by SalvyZ April 18, 2022

meeting geisha

The one woman invited to a meeting but she is just there for show and is supposed to be quiet like a geisha.

Liz was our meeting geisha for the account review meeting

by Robt January 10, 2021

Ambush Meeting

A meeting that you don't get invited to until at least five minutes after it has started, and that you have a pivotal role in which to play/present/answer questions.

I got two ambush meetings sprung on me today, and they were both at the same time.

by APX8000XE January 19, 2021