by MediaTeam October 11, 2023
Get the Media Teammug. An individual who dedicates there day to hoarding the attention of penis across the globe using social media. This practice is normally undergone by adding random people and provocatively implying physical attraction to a number of them simultaneously without actually engaging in sexual intercourse with any. often this predators will hunt the weak, if your face looks like it gave birth to its own nose be warned, she could even be a black man named steve.
that bitch is on an fb cock hoard
your silly mate: ive been talking to this girl for abit but look at all these guys on her wall.
you: mate! dont be a silly cunt, shes a social media cock hoarder! shes probably a black guy called steve
your silly mate: ive been talking to this girl for abit but look at all these guys on her wall.
you: mate! dont be a silly cunt, shes a social media cock hoarder! shes probably a black guy called steve
by themuffler May 14, 2015
Get the Social Media Cock Hoardermug. Media Technologies is an Astana IT University major programm. We are unemployed for the rest of our life. But we slay a lot, serve every outfit and just gay. We suck at calculus lectures nevermind. MT students here not for studying java, we meant to be slayest people in this university of stinky cybersecurity students.
by UrCoquetteGirly February 7, 2024
Get the Media Technologiesmug. Theres not really anything social about social media, if anything, social media encourages people to be distant from each other and in their own little world/bubble. There are people nowadays who won't do anything in life if theres not a picture or video to post and comment about. They live to be seen on social media, YouTube, or reality TV, where everything is staged. What happened to enjoying what you were doing so much at the time that you didnt think to film it, you already missed your opportunity to film it and it didnt matter, you got to be human for a few minutes, you were as close to who you really were as you get, no image. That must have ended in the 90s with VCR's for some people.
Social media provides the illusion of being part of a large network, meanwhile some people are getting rich via this platform. There was a time before social media where people actually knew each other in real life and had actual life experience with the other person, rather than the virtual image of someone on a computer screen.
by Solid Mantis September 9, 2020
Get the Social mediamug. Dude, don't be a media bunny. Come back to it when you've done some more research about it before declaring your side.
by Doyourresearchdude June 12, 2020
Get the media bunnymug. A parent or adult who puts a child on social media for the purpose of exploiting them for their own social media benefit.
That family is a social media groomer, they're posting their kids on social media and coaching them through videos for their own benefit. Have you seen the Costco dad video? He's a social media groomer
by Joejoedinks February 20, 2025
Get the social media groomermug. n. (noun) Social Media. Introduced my Mark Zukerberg after the success of My Space and currently expanded by Elon Musk.
by KaRonica March 28, 2025
Get the Sosh Mediamug.