Making Toothpicks

Hitting a tree, or telephone pole or any large stationary object made of wood, with your car or truck.

Matt - What happened to the front end of your pickup?

Justin - Went around a curve too fast and ending up making toothpicks.

Matt - That sucks, those trees will jump out from nowhere.

by Random Killer November 22, 2011

Matting

1. muh 'ah-teeing (v) : Reinacting the desperate attempt for affection by someone, ideally named Matt.

2. Participating in a somewhat fake conversation to see ones responses . only to reminisce on one's stupidity, :"falling for it".

1. "Okay, the other day i was matting. And I almost pissed my self!"

2. "Let's meet up and mat."

by zeeniox July 12, 2011

Making sticky keys

When you look at porn for so long that all the keys are sticky to the touch.

"My palms keep getting stuck to the spacebar. Chuck must have been making sticky keys last night."

by Rudolf Hailey September 10, 2011

Making Snakes

to have to make a bowel movement urgently

Wow I got to get to the toilet, t minus 10 seconds till I'm making snakes bra!

by this guy over there December 28, 2011

Matzingen

Matzingen is a municipality in Switzerland with four rivers. The population of the village is intelligent, liberal and active.

Between 1150 and 1996, Matzingen owned a mill.

by cinch January 8, 2012

making snowcones

The act of urinating in the snow.

I couldn't hold it, so I making snowcones out here.

by BRaVo January 20, 2015

Making soup

to start drama

yo, for real, niggas out here making soup

by Dimillion May 19, 2015