chattanooga mud mask

When a guy skeets in a girls butt and pulls out. Then shit and skeet ooze from the girls butt, and the guy collects the mixture. He puts this mixture in a small dessert bowl and smears it on the girl’s face with a popsicle stick. That is a Chattanooga mud mask.

Did you see me give that girl that Chattanooga mud mask

by MaggieO September 4, 2022

bandit mask

verb: when you dip/cover your balls in chocolate. then take your chocolate covered balls and drop them on a persons face.

on Howard Stern Richard got Bandit Masked by Captain Sack. it ruined my life.

by Zach™ July 14, 2005

Gorrilla Mask

The act of giving your loved one a facial and following that by tossing a handful of pubic hair in their face so that the hair sticks and gives the realistic appearance that one has suddenly been transformed into a gorrilla.

The masquerade ball required us to wear Gorrilla Masks, complimentary upon request.

by titweasel April 27, 2009

mackson

By definition the sickest sexual act in mankind's wide repertoire of deviance. Involves any sort of sharp objects, though most commonly scissors, rubberbands, and a pineapple. Note that one's whole body should be disinffected before attempting a mackson.

No! Not the mackson!

by Eleventyone April 19, 2005

Tahitian Face Mask

A sexual move where the guy takes a dump on a girls face and then Saran Wraps it to her face.

I took this chick home from the bar and gave her a Tahitian Face Mask.

by Dyl-o-rama January 15, 2006

arabian death mask

this is a sexual act were a man takes his sperm filled testicals places them in a woman or mans eyes and places his rectum over his or her mouth and lets loose a juicy fart.

i fucked this kinky bitch lastnight and she asked me to hook up an arabian death mask... so i did.

by fuck me in my ass April 24, 2003

marksism

1. Obsession with one's marks;
2. Willingness to do anything for higher marks;
3. The philosophy a person who actually wants to do something useful in life;
4. something all serious students should be.

A: I could've totally gotten a 90! Why do I always get 89?
B: Stop complaining, why are you such a marksist?
A: A what?
B: Marksist! You're obsessed with your marks!
A: ... Oh. Well, I'm a senior, my marks are important!
B: That's true. I guess marksism is a must.
A: Absolutely.

by defenestratedwindows December 12, 2010