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Boston Market

The act of taking a nasty dump in a toilet then whipping with a ton of toilet paper filling up half the toilet. Then realizing you have to shit once more and shitting on top of all that paper and whipping once more till the toilet is flooded with toilet paper and shit.
Fuck this asshole who took a Boston Market in the toilet i go a nasty surprise cleaning it out half way through.

I just took the biggest Boston Market in that toilet.
by The Boston Marketer March 27, 2015
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Pock-marked

"That Sarah, she's pock-marked, wouldn't you agree?
by Redback33 June 2, 2009
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market witch

Someone who has gained incredible and inexplicable commercial success. E.g. Martha Stewart, Oprah Winfrey.
"Martha's worth TRIPLED while she was in the joint? She must be some kind of market witch."
by The great definer March 8, 2005
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MarketFarting

Also known as farting so hard that you make a literal market out of it
WHICH MEANS
you can basically sell your farts for like idfk 23 Kooni dullers (gets you 3 whores in total)
"OOOOOOO i just farted so hard i started a MarketFarting"
"congrats bish now go fuck dose hoes before big smoke smacks dat ass"
"k"
by NibberFlaggot December 20, 2017
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Markella

Too many hoes, too hot to handle, too sexy for this world, dumb truck, fat ass, mad fine, drop dead gorgeous, mommy milkers.
.Markella is doing your mom.
.Hide your man Markella is coming.
by Markellamouni November 20, 2021
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blackhat marketing

blackhat marketing is the total opposite of whitehat marketing. You do what you have to do in order to make the sale or close the client. Whether it's exploiting Google by using Xrumer blasts or ordering backlinks from G00B3R.. that's all blackhat marketing.. If it's frowned upon or disliked, it's most likely blackhat and also blackhat marketing can be a quick way to earn money
Alan Toaca - Former Moderator of Black Hat World & Also Known As "G00B3R" Blackhat marketing
by James Patersona September 22, 2010
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After Market Equipment

After Market Equipment refers to a woman's fake tits.
She got some serious After Market Equipment going on!
by Big Daddy Corleone September 8, 2011
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