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monke

a very good meme which involves m o n k
GO BACK I WANT TO BE MONKE!
by combine officer-27 March 4, 2021
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David monk adams

David monk Adam’s was a Australian convict in 1845

and he died 1878 from malnourishment and pneumonia.

His body was recovered in 1920 and was donated to scientific research.

His body was sold and was given to medical students.

And is now in possession of a Monash medical school graduate.

He was given to the medical student who graduated with honours in 1995

His name was mark franck
David monk Adams is fake
by David07 March 18, 2021
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MONK

one of slug cats relatives. (i assume you know him) he's basically EZ mode for RAIN world, if you shall chose this yellow boi, he will make any VERY dangerous creatures go extinct but at the cost of being more fragile to stuff that can kill you.
also hes said to be one with nature
monk: I HAVE THE POWER TO KILL ANY VERY DANGEROUS CREATURE
someone idk: so why does that green lizard still exist
monk: i didn't say all of them
by someone else thats not u January 13, 2021
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Monk Bag

The sexual act of inserting one testicle into the anus of a girl and the second one into her vagina. A fairly difficult task, thus one who can accomplish the Monk Bag can achieve enlightenment. (Act of - "monk bagging")
My girl is totally down for the Monk Bag so I can achieve enlightenment!
by lost_number August 17, 2016
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poke a monk

Man I'm really want to poke a monk tonight said the Nun
by Plungerbaby October 15, 2022
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monke

A term used after a handful of trading around images suggesting slavery, first starting with "Reject Modernism - Return to Tradition." Some non-racists decided that they would mock this and use "Reject Modernism - Return to Monkey." This was then used by more and more people until somebody (or a lot of people) managed to misspell it. "Return to Monke" has now been used more, but it changed further to "Reject Humanity - Return to Monke." some still use "Reject Modernism - Return to Monke" today. It has grown more wholesome in its transformation as well.
"I hate how children nowadays need so much"
"reject humanity, return to monke. (in this context there would be an image of a monkey cuddling with its children)"
by DoomyGoomy May 12, 2021
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Monke

WHEN YOU GET BITCHES AS IN HAVING MULTIPLE GIRLS OR GETTING BITCHES WHEN EVEN YOU PLEASE. HAVING SEX OR ANY TYPE OF SEXUAL PLEASURE FROM OPPOSITE GENGER
YO CALEB FINALLY GOT SOME MONKE AT DA PARTY.

WADE GET DA MOST MONKE
by MONKEGETTER June 12, 2022
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