Monday

A day in the week.
Also known as the worst day in the whole week.

Mike: I have to go back to work on Monday.
Adam: fucking hell, that sucks.

by peepeepoopoo2101 March 22, 2022

mogus monday

amogus

Oh no, tomorrow is mogus monday!

by i hate ur dream stan January 25, 2022

Monday

Monday is a day in a month probably the most looked down upon on for “school” and “Bad Feel’s” and I agree that’s pretty much all.

Ugh it’s Monday …
Mom: WAAAKE UPPPP
Also Mom: go to zoom
NoooooOoOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Α January 26, 2022

monday morning

everyone hates them, even hot people.

person 1: "tomorrow is monday morning"
person 2: "please unalive me :)"

by finn the manly man April 7, 2022

monday nights

when you and your friends get into a coool van and drive around and sit naked i n the van...

PURDIDDLE yeha i love monday nights

by megan and rachel June 5, 2003

poop monday

When you eat poop on a nice Monday morning.

“Today is poop Monday! We will have shit for breakfast.”

by miilflover101 January 12, 2021

James pullin a Monday

When James doesn't read my chats about For The King and he leaves us on read, aka ,"Monday"

Aiden: "James pullin a monday again"
Andrew: "What's that?"
James: *leaves on read*

by SurosAlt January 23, 2021