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mobile guardian

It’s a software used by some schools on a device we use for schools to block some websites deemed “destructive to learning” by said school. It also blocks things when there’s no internet connection for some reason, and when the students are at home. It’s actually kind of funny how it blocks websites that hardly have any distraction potential like webtoon(like it’s just webcomics bruh) and Naver(99% of people here don’t know how to speak Korean, what are they gonna do with a website containing Korean webcomics?) and WhatsApp web and discord (like what beef dy have with a messaging platform? Yk we can achieve the same outcome with Google chat right?) They also blocked the no internet game for some reason. But they do know what’s best for students after all, so they can definitely be trusted *cough cough cough* sorry I choked on my water and while writing this
Someone who wants to read webcomics: why did mobile guardian webtoon again?
Someone who uses Discord: I don’t know, they blocked 99% of social media as well. It cannot be rationally comprehended by “Low lifes” like us who apparently have no brain cells and no self control in the eyes of higher ups. But alas we yield and trust that they know what’s best for us, because they most likely do
by Idefinitelytrustmobileguardian December 28, 2022
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Piss Mobile

A fuckass piss powered car or a car full of beer
Person 1: Oi lads, hop on the Piss Mobile

Person 2: are you even sober
by anonymous July 22, 2025
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Anil Mobile

The Anil Mobile is a sacred source of transport only a true divine creature could handle.
Jennifer- "Oh my god is that the Anil Mobile"
Joel- "Yep the only good thing left in this world"
by Zesty ahh February 22, 2023
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Mobile PARTY

Anyone that can walk around by themselves and have fun.
typically people that sit around an XBOX all day, are a lil fat. Typically a name given to a weird kid that has no friends so makes fun all by themself.
yo look at that guy over there,
wats his name?
i unno but hes totally a mobile party
by ACE3 March 9, 2010
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Mobile Oral Fenestration

Giving/receiving head though the window of two vehicles that are side by side as they are driving down the road. Done in vehicles like school buses or vans.
Paul took out his dick and the jot girl in the bus next to us started giving him mobile oral fenestration.
by The Individualist May 13, 2014
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Mobile Huchcha

Huchcha in Kannada stands for a psycho
Mobile Huchcha generally means you're addicted to it
And then my dad started telling about me to my neighbor uncle, he told I'm a MOBILE HUCHCHA and needs therapy
by Themgaeysnohomo May 27, 2021
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NEW STATE MOBILE

An uncommon form of birth control. When used by a male he will never be able to make a woman pregnant.
Boy: hey Shawty wanna see my recoil control in NEW STATE MOBILE?

Girl: *gags and leaves*
by Campingnoob July 14, 2022
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