The Michelle way

1. When presented with a task the may require finesse with a precession screw driver, delivery repeated blows to fastener with nearest blunt object.

2. To convince something into place with suggesting taps of a balled fist, hip or foot.

How did you get your big hand in that little glove? I used the Michelle way.

by Sir Phillip the stout March 5, 2026

Dirty Michelle

When you join your local ywca for a spot on the swim team, only to find out they practice in a pool full of cocks, in which you master the breast stroke, winning the gold in the olympics

Due to doing dirty michelles', I was able to go for the gold!!!!!!

by BilboSaggins August 13, 2025

Dirty Mitchell

A sexual act in which one performs anal on a female. Following the removal of his poop covered member the female performs fellatio. After climax, the man proceeds to make out with his female counterpart, swapping a mixture of saliva, semen, and a lil’ bit-o-poop.

“I got so hammered last night that I gave my girlfriend a Dirty Mitchell”

by GabeOwner110599 August 22, 2025

The Mitchell

Where you play guitar for a guy named Aaron while playing but naked with but plugs

Aaron was so lonely until the Mitchell was performed

by Rugdoc69 October 1, 2025

Oliver Mitchell

The Cat

Don't talk to Oliver Mitchell like he is the cat

by Gaypenistoucherperson April 26, 2025

Steve Mitchell

Steve Mitchell has a band and you should check it out, in fact why don’t you just watch his vlogs and listen to his postcasts. In all honesty he should have his own TV Channel with 24hour constant annoying updates on him gloating about his holidays and 5Star hotels. His life is amazing and it’s important everyone knows this.

If there was a competition , better yet a guiness world record for the number one ‘blowing your own trumpet’ he would excel.

He’s deffo the type to have a portrait of himself above his headboard.

Kira: God your dad loves the sound of his own voice
Zac: your telling me…

Kira: he’s such a Steve Mitchell

Zac: IKR

by banterbutitsthetruth May 4, 2025

courtney and mitchell

Horrible couple should never be together. Fight and argue all the time bad people

Courtney and mitchell Horrible horrible horrible couple

by Hollie February 12, 2017