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lobster

a person who is a silly, stupid, and crazy person (or crustacean)

gay person
guy: yo man you're such a lobster.
by clickclak February 23, 2022
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Screaming Lobster

Whilst being in the doggy style position, you plant your partners head down onto the bed or whatever you are using. You then take a mallet and smack your partners fourth vertebrae, causing them to scream and become paralytic, putting it in further whilst doing so. Once you’ve completed your session. You flap their paralytic body around like a lobster. The Screaming Lobster.
We did the screaming lobster last night.
I did the screaming lobster last night with my girlfriend, she is now professor X.
by BigFatBarry69 May 14, 2021
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lobster boys

Nickname of the NHL team New York Islanders. Started after a a gif of a dog wearing a lobster costume was posted by the Islanders twitter. Fans connected this to a clip of "The Amanda Show" on nickelodeon where someone says "case dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters!" The team has picked it up since.
by lobster boys June 14, 2021
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Milwaukee Lobster

A hotdog that’s burnt black on the outside, but still perfect inside… like a lobster’s shell with tender meat inside.
“Don’t let Dad cook the hotdogs! He’ll make them all into Milwaukee Lobsters!”
by Barber Frank July 5, 2025
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Something a dumb motherfucker would say when they're given something that's arguably enjoyable to every normal person in the fucking world, used by the other party in mocking connotation
Party 1: "Bro, my girlfriend's sex game is too good, it's distracting me from the game"
Party 2: "Waiter! Waiter! My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy! Shut your bitch ass up"
by chucklesmcfuckles September 1, 2025
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Iraq lobster

by Hedroix January 22, 2025
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Lobstering

"I caught those two lobstering last night and they got water all over your patio"
by anonymous February 12, 2025
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