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lobster kiss

When you and your girl are kissing and you pinch each other's butts
Hey wanna lobster kiss?
Ew no
by Kford123 June 20, 2017
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Walking the lobster

1) To take a risk.
2) To cross the line.
1) Tom: Are we really going to play frisbee in horticulture?
Mike: I don't know. We're really walking the lobster with this one.
by Gabe Feltenstoner October 4, 2011
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Lobster Buffet

Buttering up your genitals and letting your partner eat it like juice lobster.
I didn’t know butter had a place in the bedroom but then I tried the lobster buffet”
by Burt f March 15, 2023
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Secret Society of Lobster People

A secret society dedicated to the lobsterfication of everything. But this is a secret, so obviosly foret about it and don't mention it to anyone. Its too weird to even consider being real anyway, so just forget about it. OK?

The SSLP also has deep and loving investment in the Flanders and extended family. Tamsin, Mom, Dad, extended family and relationships are the most important people to the SSLP.
by iloveandmissuall December 22, 2014
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Fuck a Lobster

To smoke grass, that good good, dank, weed ect..

The act of consuming Marijuana.
Hey! Wanna come over and fuck a lobster?
I'm about to step outside to fuck this lobster, any one want to join?
by Mr.JohnsonsHorse October 2, 2022
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Lobster

When a partner places his or her thumb in rectum and fondles and cups testicles simultaneously.
Got an awesome lobster of missus last night
by Hounds December 15, 2016
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Crusty Lobster

When your fingering your girl and suddenly fist her, forming your hand into a claw and yell money, money, money
Julian: Yo man you got some pussy last night

Kenny: Yeah man it was great I pulled the crusty lobster on her
by Chad kindle July 30, 2019
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