loaf check

The process of checking the quality of a cats loaf position.

Loaf check:
- No tail
- No paw visible
That’s a 10/10 loaf

by JoannaMeow March 9, 2023

loaf

1. A complete piece of bread, not a slice.
2. When a dog looks like a loaf of bread.

1. He baked a loaf of bread yesterday.
2. “My dog looks like a loaf of bread!”
“Aww, she’s being a loaf. So cute!”

by aspen411 March 23, 2023

Loafed

When one male takes multiple loads in one’s ass by multiple males back to back with no rest in between loads.

No to be confused with being Bread which is define; when one male takes one single load by another male.

OMG… my sling just arrived by mail I can’t wait to set it up and get loafed at my birthday party tonight.

by Str8forpay July 5, 2024

Crushing Loaf

Crushing Loaf is the sexual act of taking a dump, taking one of the turds out of the toilet, and putting it in between you and your partners genitalia, and continuing your sexual intercourse like normal.

"Dude, me and her were crushing loaf, it's amazing"
"Isn't crushing loaf a scat fetish thing?"

by Social Experiment March 26, 2025

they love crushing loaf

Quote said by Jack Black in "A Minecraft Movie" about the villagers

Jack Black: They just like to chill, trade, and eat butt loads of bread. They love crushing loaf

by Umar9man March 28, 2025

Crushin' loaf

Eating bread. Popularized by "A Minecraft Movie"

They just like to chill, trade, and eat buttloads of bread. They love crushin' loaf.

by MarnieTheRebel April 5, 2025

crushing a loaf

Something villagers love to do. Reference to the minecraft movie, where Steve introduces the villagers.

Steve: oh these guys? They’re the villagers! They love crushing a loaf!

by liljimbobdavegreglarrysteve April 10, 2025