Liam Pola

He who has a five metre long dong

Hey man are you a Liam Pola?

by Uknowit423 June 29, 2020

Liam Baker

A cunt that should kill himself

Person 1: Is that Liam Baker?
Person 2: Yup, that's the cunt.

by Stop touching Kids May 14, 2023

Pulling a Liam

Ruining a surprise for a party or any important event

Liam: hey Elton who is the cake for is it someone’s birthday?
Elton: what cake I don’t know what your talking about!!
Liam: Elton your not slick you opened the gate and ran with a cake.

Elton: Thank you Liam for ruining the surprise you have such a big mouth.

Javi:that’s called pulling a Liam

by Handleman September 5, 2021

Liam dawson

A Liam Dawson is the act of sucking captured farts from jars and blowing it back up a man's arsehole.

I need to fart, pass me that jar so I can catch it and have my gay lover Liam Dawson me.

by Fistingphyliss June 6, 2021

Liam Payne

Liam Payne is a former member of the band One Direction. He is always happy even though he has been through a lot in his life. Liam is more than just a hot body, he is always smiling and making people happy. Payno (his nickname) is one of the most underrated celebrities even though he stays positive and out of drama. He deserves way more recognition than what he gets. When he was younger he had koutaliaphobia (fear of spoons). He also loves dinosaurs. All in all everyone should love Liam Payne, he deserves it.

Kid 1: " Who is Liam Payne?"
Kid 2: " Liam Payne is an amazing singer who is always smiling and staying positive!"
Kid 1: "Wow! He sounds awesome"
Kid 2: "Yeah,, he is :)"

by onedirectionloves April 20, 2021

Liam Murphy

An awesome guy that goes on an occasional stroll.

Me ~ Have you seen Liam Murphy?
Friend ~ Yeah I think he’s currently on a stroll.

by bringeb7 December 20, 2020

Liam Price

Drinking only squash-like alcoholic beverages, at a cap of 4 per night only (The only exception is a single shot of apple sourz. And that’s really going some!). When invited to a social event, prefers to drive or to not come at all. Prior to said event he will say is attendance is a maybe until the last minute to avoid being told he is in fact a nonce.

God, Callum… stop being such a Liam Price!

by Gulf Army General April 11, 2022