person one- “Do you know Lane Wykes i heard hes an eshay.”
person two- “Yeh lad hes dumb as fuck n dropped out of school coz he’s to lazy to go”
person one- “word but did u hear his new wannabe gf is rly hot.”
person two- “she is isn’t she i wish she was my gf”
person two- “Yeh lad hes dumb as fuck n dropped out of school coz he’s to lazy to go”
person one- “word but did u hear his new wannabe gf is rly hot.”
person two- “she is isn’t she i wish she was my gf”
by youwontknowloser May 29, 2023
Get the lane wykesmug. During a threesome, male number one fucks female from behind, doggy style, slowly pushing her along the floor while male number two is off to the side, next to them, as he also slowly follows their slow progression across the floor, as he vigorously jerks his pathetic cock while both males exchange hate speech and curse at each other mercilessly. Male number one NEVER allows male number two to get in between them to interact with the female at any point!
For an added bonus and maximum sexual stimulation it is highly reccomended that both males wave and shoot guns and weapons in the air
For an added bonus and maximum sexual stimulation it is highly reccomended that both males wave and shoot guns and weapons in the air
by JohnsonrodA27 April 20, 2018
Get the Delaware Lane Hogmug. A girl who is obsessed with Hamilton , Heathers , Wicked and any other musical to exist on planet Earth. Will never not take at least 3 snapchat selfies a day, usually using the heart filter, sticking out her tongue. Will also participate in musical.ly at least once a week, usually to cosplay as Hamilton. Has an unhealthy addicted to Altoids. This is not a joke. She is actually addicted. She eats at least 20 cans a week. Her mother tried to get her off them, but she ended up eating her toothpaste to resemble the minty flavor. Do not take Lane’s Altoids.
Person 1: “Hey, can I have some mints?”
Person 2, worriedly clutching Altoids to chest: “SHH!! Not so loud!!”
Lane, from across the room: “Did someone say mint?”
Person 1: “RUN!!!”
Neither survived
Person 2, worriedly clutching Altoids to chest: “SHH!! Not so loud!!”
Lane, from across the room: “Did someone say mint?”
Person 1: “RUN!!!”
Neither survived
by pinkglasses May 19, 2018
Get the Lanemug. Lane D’arcy is the best person I’ve ever met. He keeps to himself and treats you as if you’re the only person in the world. Though he gets easily jealous, he is easy to love.
by _Unimportant_ November 22, 2021
Get the Lane D’Arcymug. Kind, Loving, Sexy, and Smart. Are only a few descriptors of the Wonderful, Sent from Heaven, and Perfectly Complex Kristian.
It is impossible to not like Kristian.
All women love Kristian.
Kristian loves all women. However, does not have a strong thirst and lust like those with the name Andreano.
On cold days Kristian's penis length ranges from 9-12 inches.
On warm days Kristian's penis can grow to almost a football pitch.
Kristian's awesomeness cannot be compared to any worldly thing.
He is the coolest and most popular of his friends.
It is impossible to not like Kristian.
All women love Kristian.
Kristian loves all women. However, does not have a strong thirst and lust like those with the name Andreano.
On cold days Kristian's penis length ranges from 9-12 inches.
On warm days Kristian's penis can grow to almost a football pitch.
Kristian's awesomeness cannot be compared to any worldly thing.
He is the coolest and most popular of his friends.
Any Girl: Wow, I can see his massive dick bulging out his pants.
Any Guy: I wish I could be that cool.
Playboy Models: I wish someone like Kristian Lane was in the business.
Any Guy: I wish I could be that cool.
Playboy Models: I wish someone like Kristian Lane was in the business.
by KoolGuyKeml56746 June 5, 2018
Get the Kristian Lanemug. by Bjorkish October 26, 2007
Get the Lane Frumpsmug. A swimmer term used for when you backstorke, and you get tired or lazy. So as you pull your arm back ( as you backstroke) so you can grab the lane line and you pull your self closer to the fianish.
by Man ladies R US June 17, 2009
Get the Lane Line Helpermug.