Chair Leg

The suprise of inserting a finger in a mans ass whilst giving him a blow job

that felt like a chair leg up my ass

by Pond February 2, 2007

wonky leg

While scratching your dog's tummy, one of the back legs starts jerking uncontrollably ~

Chloe loves when I scratch her tummy, but, oh my, she sure does get wonky leg!

by cyndeejoy July 8, 2011

Egyptian Cat-Leg

The act of taking your dick out of a chick's vagina and finding that she shed her nasty pubes on you, and there are crabs running around that look like little cats.

You immediately lose your stiffy, and it slumps there in semi-boner mode-- thus looking like a cat's leg hanging from your southern region.

John: Bro, it was a nice f*ck, but I got a nasty little foreign surprise.

Mitchell: What was it?

John: I ended with an Egyptian Cat-Leg, and had to walk home with that deflated animal hanging from my groin.

Mitchell: That's f*ckin gross. Get away from me.

by Powerful F. October 5, 2009

albuquerque turkey leg

The act of filling a vagina with gravy, dipping a drumstick in it, and eating it.

Your mother and i shared a delicious albuquerque turkey leg together last night.

by blackjiggy January 25, 2011

baby zebra leg

When a white Jewish girl gives a black man a handjob; the variation of colors resembles that of a zebra.

I gave Sagar the tightest baby zebra leg yesterday-he got slut's toothpaste everywhere.

by Megan Vander October 29, 2007

electric leg

the action of pumping one's leg forcefully to the beat of music, similar to tapping one's foot. term is coined by joe strummer.

joe strummer's electric leg was really pumping at last night's palladium gig.

by normers January 12, 2006

Open Leg Syndrome

Ailment suffered by women who can't keep their legs closed.

Stephanie suffers from Open Leg Syndrome.

by Gollum May 24, 2006