Lombardi's Law

Lombardi's Law states, that you are wrong and Ryan is right. There is no exception to this law as it is an absolute constant.
Person A - "Ryan you baited me man!"
Ryan - "By Lombardi's Law, I disagree, you baited me!"
Person A - "Aw man, I forgot, I guess your right man."
by A Narcissist January 28, 2022
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komich law

The komich law states that the addition of beauty, simplicity and cuteness is directly proportional to a super lady called mich which is inversely proportional to other ladies in the universe.
Km=K b+s+c/ol
Where K is constant.
She's a great reflection of the komich law.
by Your fav girl😘😘 January 26, 2019
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Bay's Law

As the size and quantity of explosions in a given movie increases, the audience's ability to perceive plot holes approaches zero.
Person 1: "Transformers 2 was a pretty incoherent movie. But I like it anyways. Wtf?"
Person 2: Bay's Law man. Bay's Law.
by PW McC December 14, 2009
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Tree Law

A term popularized by reddit and rslash that means if you cut down someone's private trees you will get a whole lot of money like a huge amount of money like a hunkajanga of money like hummangajungasungatungafungatlamunga amount of money in the range of in the 100 thousands
You cut down my tree and by tree law I will sue you for 100s of 1,000s of dollars from you.
by Dootdadoot April 22, 2021
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Andrians Law

Wii is the Nintendo of consoles”.
To be a true gamer, you must know Andrians Law.
by Kalashnikov 47 June 27, 2021
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Winston's Law

A rule describing the all-too-common occurrence of an inclusive, intelligent community becoming well-known and suddenly turning to shit.
Winston's Law states that, in general, the intelligence of a given group is inversely proportionate to its size.
by girugamesh February 23, 2014
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Law of Printers

Also known as the Printer Curse. Law states that the closer it is to the day that an essay, project, or report is due, the more likely your home printer will malfunction, refuse to print, or break down in the middle of printing.

The bane of high-school and college students' lives.
Teacher: Why is this report 4 days overdue?

Student: Sorry ma'am, it's the stupid Law of Printers.
by deathgleaner July 29, 2010
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