kevin

a rather annoying person that breaths on you and sits very close to you, sometimes will touch you for no reason and will send you 3 small texts intead of a normal one. but he is still somehow a friend.

I had a kevin over the summer, he kept me on edge.

by Cclassmate May 29, 2013

kevin

(kevin spacey) when your feeling spacey, or hung over from the night before.

went to a sick party last night got really drunk/what ever...feeling real kevin!

by albion November 27, 2012

kevin

may be a difficult name to pronounce but when u meet him you will realize he has a quality toothbrush.

boy- how do u say that kids name
fag- i think its kevin
boy- oh yea
fag did u know his oral-b toothbrush is out of this world
boy- learn something new every day

by garbage truck up yo ass November 28, 2011

Kevin

Kevin is a massive faggot who thinks he's funny but really isn't.

Dude, why is that faggot, Kevin, popping jokes? He's not funny.

by Dumbass2.0 October 19, 2013

kevin

Total fucktard loser with a need for chicken skin uppercuts.

Kevin loves the cock.

by Andyarky May 18, 2016

Kevin

A kid that passes gas during lectures and sex. Hits on several girls and is obsessed with his bike, will kill for his bike.

Kevin: *farts*
Hilary: OH THATS DISGUSTING *runs away*

by Marcos Mayes July 16, 2016

kevin

Basicilly a kid with the smallest dick you have ever seen. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports but has knee problems. Has a great sense of humor.

kevin has the smallest dick ever

by BLARGE79 February 15, 2017