juan gamer

a new player of a game, mainly a child, that is incredibly laggy and incredibly unskilled at a game

i think this dude is a juan gamer
this juan gamer just blew himself up

by jyat January 28, 2023

Juan-Pierre

Juan-Pierre - THE MAN, THE MYTH THE LEGEND also known as the ALPHA. SITH THE STALLION. Trust you don't want to make clear eye contact with him or else you will be dazzled with unbeatable love poison. Juan- Pierre is the guy to go to for everything he is the plug he is the man he is the fixer. Golden Ponny Boy becomes him. Every surfer is intimidated by him, you name it, all of them inspire to one day be as a good as Juan-pierre. THE END EVERYONE WANT TO BE Juan-Pierre.

Girl 1- OMG I saw Juan-Pierre in the hallway and we made full eye contact

Girl 2- WHAT ? are you okay?

Girl 1- NO I need to break up with my boyfriend!

Guy 1- Yo bro do you know if Juan-Pierre is surfing in this contest?

Guy 2- Yea bro he is, no we will never have a chance darn it!

by 1234Blondie1234 February 1, 2023

juan

juan is a boy that is obsessed with his ex girlfriend that cheated on him and he will do anything to get her back. he even got with another girl and then broke up with her to get back at her💀

juan: i really miss her man

his friend: stop your gonna get hurt again

by loverboy0920 February 19, 2023

The juan noodle

A sex position that entails "one noodle" someone playing with themself.

"What's your favorite posish?"
"The juan noodle"

by Leefry November 12, 2023

Juan noodle

The Juan Noodle is a sexual position where the man and woman make eye to eye contact laying side to side, front of the body towards each other. The man inserts himself in the woman, with her putting one leg above his, interlocked like two noodles on a fork being slurped into the mouth of a Mexican cowboy.

We tried the Juan Noodle position, it was hot since we made eye contact while fucking in bed.

by hironakamura_ November 12, 2023

Juan

Juan is the shortened phrase for Juancok. usually this word used by Indonesian especially Javanese who swearing at someone or something. (Juancok means F**k in Javanese)

Juancok Kau F**k you

by anzf November 16, 2023

Juan Noodle

When a roofer throws a bowl of noodles on their partner as he climaxes and screams “Call me Juan!”

My favorite sex position is the Juan Noodle

by Frank S. Beans November 16, 2023