JOSE PROCK

A very funny boy who is a huge fan of Jose Mourinho
His name was derived from the love he has from jose Mourinho
And prock was derived from his middle name peter, which means rock and added p to the front of rock making prock
That's how the name was made
Jose prock has other nice names
He has names like jose,thiago, Rodriguez etc
But he is mostly regarded or known as jose Santiago amando prock
Jose prock simply means greatness or Greatest

He is the jose prock
No one can be the jose prock

by Jo da Silva March 23, 2022

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Jose Cruise

A failed business proposal where customers get to pay to go on "cruises" which are driven by a man named Jose. These cruises allow the passengers to smoke as much weed as they want and venture to any place around the city that they desire.

Andy: Yo i just copped a zip, lets get a jose cruise and smoke the whole thing
Seth: dude are you fucking stupid? Thats going to cost us like $500 with gas being so expensive
Andy: Yeah your right. Who the fuck would pay for that?

by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 24, 2022

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Jose

A lonely, jealous, dickless kid, who acts straight but is gay. A “Jose” is often a person who can’t fight because of his weak and scrawny. A “ Jose” is one the biggest pick me boys you will ever meet and is ALWAYS the fakest person around.

Why are you being such a “jose”?

by beastMCGZ March 28, 2022

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