Sleeping Johnny

Guy who likes to sleep around in random places

Back in the day, I would sleep in the park, the stairway, the lockers...they called me Sleeping Johnny

by Sleepingjohnny July 25, 2023

Johnny Knoxville

Johnny Knoxville is a guy who got famous for being a jackass. He's a dilf. He broke his penis once and even had his eyeball pop out twice.

Johnny Knoxville is so hot but is kind of stupid.

by johnnyknoxvilleshoe September 8, 2021

Johnny depp

Johnny depp is definition of daddy issues.

me: Johnny depp could get it
my friend : he is 57 and you have daddy issues.

by blood4vampire December 6, 2020

Pulling a Johnny

Pulling a Johnny means flirting with someone a lot with no intentions of a a relationship with them at all. You might even be seeing someone, but that doesn't stop you from telling the victim that they actually have a chance with you.

"You're gonna take Katy out?"
"Nah, I'm pulling a Johnny on her."

by KindOfACock June 9, 2014

johnny closet

johnny closet(n)- a slang/ street term originating in the early 1900's meaning restroom or bathroom.

as referenced in "My Name is America: The Journal of Finn Reardon; A Newsie" pg. 5 paragraph 2;

" There are rules against us using the johnny closet".

Now I could be wrong but that's what I gather without too many context clues but hey! it makes sense to me! so here it is raw and real you little poop sharks! I'm going to go smoke some Alaskan Sniperfuck and get the fuck outta this popsicle stand, peace!

I went around the corner and realized I had to pee so I turned ran to the johnny closet!

Jorge went to the johnny closet to leak the lizard.

by sir piss pumper September 25, 2013

Johnny-ing

/jänē-iNG/

Verb.

When you are late showing up somewhere because you were talking too long elsewhere.

"Hey guys, sorry I'm late. I was Johnny-ing for like...20 min with my mom before I could get out the door."

by Johnny Blaze -v- May 23, 2017

A Johnny Guapo

A very loving, compassionate guy who opens doors for you and treats you like a queen and does all kinds of thoughtful little things to show you how important you are to him and reminds you constantly of how beautiful and loved and special you are.

There he goes, that man is a Johnny Guapo.

by 1403huera September 11, 2023