Jared

a bitch.

I talked to the new kid Jared today he's such a SALLY

by emmac53 October 16, 2020

jared perkins

awsome and geart at soccer
friend of all

fisher

thats so jared perkins

by jgpsoccer May 13, 2011

Jared

Absolute MOG (Man of God), absolute stud, Jared

Jared, what a MOG

by bubbachub297 April 27, 2023

Jared

a dick who makes you do everything and is socially a 13 year old in a skinny asshole body

You finally broke up with Jared!

by yeudeudkdksksksk December 5, 2019

Jared

Everyone likes jArEd, jAreD is so facking cooll, not gay at all

Discord status: I like Jared

by Blox Crunch July 21, 2020

Jared

Jared has a little dick and is tall and he is very dumb and doesn't know what he is doing with his life

you can use it in a sentence when like you are eating you are jared

by namalada March 7, 2022

Jared

Jared is always the name of a doomsday cult leader. Jared is, contrary to most cult leaders, a snivelling goblin man, who has somehow amassed a large following. He is usually accompanied by 2-3 bodyguards carrying weapons of some kind - in some cases, Jared will needlessly kill one of the bodyguards for some fucking reason.

In terms of appearance, Jareds often lack shirts (though they occasionally wear jackets), and have either scars or tattoos. They are rarely overly muscular, often having pathetic arms.
Fucking Jared.

"It is I, Jared, the exalted leader of the Order of The Sun."
"..."
"Fucking Jared."

by piss boy jr February 19, 2022