January 19

Take people’s Girlfriend day, For the bullied people

Homie 1: Why did my girl say you’re better than me
You: I don’t know maybe it’s that time of the year
Homie 2: Yeah mine too
Homie 3: We are gonna beat you up
You: but I’m doing something with insert gf’s here
You: It’s January 19th also

by WockySlush January 18, 2021

January 23

National Ice cream and movie day!

friend: bro lets hit the gym

me: nah man its January 23

by smallbeannamedjez January 22, 2021

January 28

January 28 is tell your crush you like them or ask your crush out day, go tell them how you really feel!!!❤️💕🥺

“Sunsan it’s January 28th and I have to tell you something.. I like you”

“Oh Shaun I like you too”

by Love girl126 January 28, 2021

January 31st

This is the day where your girlfriend/ boyfriend must send you a tiddy pic.

Hey babe, its January 31st. You gotta send a tiddy pic :)

by Lilcuumstain January 31, 2021

January 4

It’s January 4th wt r u waiting forrr go hug ur crush and ask for his hoodie go goooooooo!!!

Nell: des it’s January 4th
Des: ok?? So wt
Nell:go fucking hug ur crush and ask for his hoodie idiot
Des: shit for huh bett (leaves)

by Ur idiot ass February 21, 2021

January 7th

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEXIEST MAN JACOB KIRK!!1!

"Its January 7th dont forget to wish Shadow a happy birthday"

by .manilovefroges December 4, 2021

January 31

The day women with the coziest pussy are born.

Devin: "what's your birthday?"

Emily: "January 31."

Devin: "That explains why it's so hard to pull out!"

by DeeFreshly March 5, 2022