January 16

Național revele youre crush day

You need to say who your crush is.

Hey! Who is your crush? You have to tell me because it's January 16.

Hey! I've been really attracted to....... .

Wow that's me. Wana be together?

Omg yea!

by The_boy_69 January 16, 2021

30 January

drink alcohol day. have fun.

person 1: Hey, is it 30 January yet?
person2: Yes, let's go get some whiskey!

by I'm cool and u aren't November 21, 2021

January 23

National Ice cream and movie day!

friend: bro lets hit the gym

me: nah man its January 23

by smallbeannamedjez January 22, 2021

January 13th

January 13th is the day intelligent and crazy people are born and is national cry yourself to bed day!

Its January 13th her Birthday WOW she must be the smartest in the whole school!

Wow its national cry yourself to sleep day welp time to cry!!!

by Haily Bisexual January 4, 2021

January 12

Slap ur friend (its how to show love <3)

You: *Slaps*
Friend: why you slap me
You:its slap ur bestfriend day aka January 12
Friend: *Slaps*

by Jesstf January 12, 2022

January 31

The day women with the coziest pussy are born.

Devin: "what's your birthday?"

Emily: "January 31."

Devin: "That explains why it's so hard to pull out!"

by DeeFreshly March 5, 2022

8th January

National cuss out your toxic friends day :)

Person one: It’s 8th January! So f*** you!
Person two: Touché

by ii.izzy.yy November 1, 2021