Jake Paul

A cringey “vlogger” who burnt his mattress in a pool and almost lit his neighbor’s house on fire. His target audience is teenagers, but only 11 year olds watch his content. He’s still better than Logan, his brother, though, because Jake didn’t record a dead body. The irony here is that I, the person writing this definition, am named Jake, yet I dispise Jake Paul. You are never safe from his fan base, as wherever you go, one of his followers will be right behind you, and you can’t give him any criticism because his fans will make you want to stop living.

Person: oh hey, do you watch Jake Paul?

Me: no.

Person: well-

Me: no.

by Cheesepuff111 May 22, 2018

Jake Paul

He is shit and cancer.

My grandma has Jake Paul.

by Varkhealir Goodragi May 31, 2018

Jake Paul

Pussy

Jake Paul is such a pussy

by j3odie June 11, 2018

Jake Paul

Actual ear cancer

Did you hear Jake Paul's new song? It's actual ear cancer

by Wise old man 84 June 11, 2018

Jake Paul

see: Cancer

Jake Paul is cancer

by <insert username here> June 13, 2018

jakeboysvideos

Theft.

The fucken water mark is on every single one of their fucken vids. Fucken jakeboys and their “jakeboysvideos” water mark

by Qwqqikqiqoqoqoqiqiasijdcuhsdcu September 15, 2018

Jake from The Westing Game

Enjoys eating ketchup with his bare hands and is very ashamed of it, sometimes smothers it all over some ribs, and if he having a good day, maybe even blow some wind on it from his rear end.

I caught Jake from The Westing Game in the kitchen eating all the ketchup

by I_Eat_Ketchup_Secretly October 3, 2018